Oh my, yes!  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  I would ask about the bruising but I don't think I should get the whole LoT lot thinking about your boob...  

  Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  Mmmm...you are just too easy.  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  Did you know Darth Vader has eyebrows?  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  I think that eating out gets old. Old and boring.  

  Sure, blame it on the Pirate .  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  Of course, I wasn't thinking and I said 'Oh my gawd!! That man is taking a crap!' which of course made the kids look.  

  I have been wishing everyone, "Happy V.D.  

  Well, the forties are great because when you start to remember all of the things you are 'supposed' to have, or, have done, your memory sucks so you really don't remember what you were worried about in the first place!!!  

  I asked him if he was drinking water. "No. I had a rough day, so I needed something stronger. I am drinking juice.  

  I don't think there is only one Christian on the board but I think that there is only one person who takes things rather personally.  

  That is it, your Gay Card is being revoked!  

  To clarify, no, I haven't done that to Leo, and, ah, no, I haven't done that to anyone. Tempted...more with chocolate, though. I'm a chocolate kind of gal.

But, I mean, if spraying whipped cream=cooking, I am a chef!!  

  Well we were at Ralphs' and looking at the selection of weiners. I picked up a package and said 'I really enjoy these.'  

  There are other message boards???  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  I used to hide in my room during the castration day. I also learned real fast, not to open any containers in the barn refrigerator.  

  I will miss the teeth marks... They were (mostly) made by a very special rodent.