Yes, it does seem that a robotic sphincter would solve all your problems.
It's a good smell. It's the smell of technology and progress... or maybe it's just the... I'm not going to question it. It's technology and progress scratch-n-sniff.
When we went house-hunting last weekend, we visited Disney's Hyperion Studios, which was renamed "Gelson's". Like Disney-MGM, it no longer has a working animation team on site.
MmMMmM. Smoked pork roast, cooked by the essence of flaming tragedy.
Which is why I find myself living in Los Angeles, producing movie websites, and.. today... writing a political play about Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Mmmm, that's good derail.
This thread is all sticky... Eww!
(Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong.
Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!
Eating the Disneyland mapbook ranks higher than Village Haus.
General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.
And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.
My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe.
...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?
The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab... 
I love bacon, I love Mexican food. That is the problem, there is no bacon in mexican food. Not even carnitas, lots of pig in Mexican food, but still no bacon. 
Who put the goat in there?
... that boy has some balls. I mean, I could strip in front of strangers, but in front of Glenn Close? Yeeech.
People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.
Aren't you supposed to seek immediate health care if you experience an election lasting 4 years?
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
Pfft... who wants to hang with decent folks?
I'm coming out to see you guys
I do think hockey players are studs
Lotteries, however, are slightly less exciting than Keno. Which is slightly less exciting than C-SPAN 3's rebroadcast of the 1984 Telecom Regulatory Commission's sub-committee hearing on whether to reserve channels 13-21 for local community access.
What's the big deal about July 17th?
Damn... girl has some nice abs. I'd tap that sh!t. 
How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?
