Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  Oh, and it's not dorky. It's geeky. Dork is an unflattering look. Geek is a lifestyle coupled with a high IQ and a huge passion.

You're a Geek. In a good way.......  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  Since I don't have a hacking felony I'll have to get the degree.  

  You can play with mine.  

  Dammit Lisa! Stop going to the bathroom!  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.