Is this the right trajectory?  

  Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.  

  One of the best stupid questions I ever heard-


"What season do deer turn into elk?  

  What's worsde than going to the grocery store hungry?


Going to the pet store, after working all day, during the Holidays and pmsing. I came home with a rat in my hair!!!  

  The chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- 'well, I guess that answers THAT question!'  

  I for one would like to see Alex and iSM have a Curmudgeon-off.  

  So I guess I get to say JW was right.  

  I've never had a Shiatsu massage, so I am not sure if it was supposed to be like that.  

  Reason 1,250,592 to not get married.

 

  Sux more balls than one of those armored carts at a driving range.  

  The dogs entrindeten the apes, which strike the bears, danced the women, who keep loose  

  I would make a GREAT Transexual!  

  I am pretty liberal.  

  I clicked on this link and all I saw was this stupid hat.  

  Friends should not let froends type drunk.  

  Suckfest 2007 can draw to a close with fervent rapidity in my opinion. A year mired in crushing heartache, unpleasant surprises, half and mis-truths, pain (intentionally inflicted and otherwise), realizations of massive misconceptions and naivety on my part, resulting divisions (some imaginary, some not), career dissatisfaction, eye-opening awareness of a plethora of taradiddles that called to question years of pleasant comfortable certainties, panicked evacuations, subsequent fears, and ashy unpleasantness have made for an emotional wreckage that could have broken me completely in two.  

  Happy laffy daffy or however that goes.

I drop my pants in your honor good sir.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.

And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.  

  Today boys and girls we are going to study.....
Barnacle penises!!!  

  I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.  

  I am also a rat  

  I am also a rat  

  I'm wondering what other sort of "mageddons" we could have?

2 am on St. Patrick's Day = Barmageddon
The day everyone finally gets their just rewards = Karmageddon
When everyone and everything abides by Natural Order = Dharmageddon
The day when the world runs low on Parmesan Cheese = Parmageddon

The possibilities are endless!  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.