There are other message boards???  

  I just knew it was gonna be the gas mask-vagina clown  

  I'm all class, baby!  

  I hope not to be in my closet when the big one hits.  

  At least you can legitimately claim the fainting cooch...  

  If you are only good because of religion that I suggest you aren't really a good person, just a scared one.  

  Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase in the message board time honored way of avoiding personal attacks:

Some group of people of which you are a member, but I'm not saying this about you personally just a group of people that so happens to include you, must be from Arizona.  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  Paradise Pier can smurf my smurf!  

  One step back sometimes leads to a great leap forward.  

  Pronunciations vary, Lash. The real question is 'Do the really cool people pronounce it that way?' I lean toward the Chef Emiril pronunciation, but I think that's just a LaGasse thing.  

  What? They're releasing Cheney into the wild??? Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.  

  So....am I like the crazy yet beloved uncle that everyone is amused by but no one takes seriously?  

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  Then you're doing it wrong. You need to practice your vomiting skills. A well performed vomit should sound more like "hu, hu, ugh, hhhrrrrrruuuwoooosh, oh god, god dammit, hhhhrrrrrrooowooosh".  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  Listen, sister. Get your notepad, see? No onion tears, got that? It'll only make you cheese curdle.  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  And I know the thing to do is just do it. But then my resistance wouldn't be irrational, would it? And I'm irrational about so few things that I tend to be clingy in their presence.  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  No, you get to vibrate all weekend, doofus.  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  I vibrated for nothing?