They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.  

  Meals shmeals! I want cornnuts and a suckie. Half coke, half cherry.  

  You all are old.  

  We all live in a Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail...  

  Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?  

  I had some Cherokee in me once, but we broke up.  

  .....and now we have vampiric arachnids in our midst....great.



personally, I think Im gonna go back to bed and let this weirdness tsunami subside  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.

It is rumoured that a fourth food group exists, but they haven't figured out how to get around the liquor laws yet.  

  It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.  

  Proper punctuation and capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..  

  This suggests I have the power of taxation.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  soo...if you ever want to try something to really make your mouth tingle and give yourself a really low opinion of yourself, try what I just did...

make a nice cup of tea
light a scented xmas candle
start net surfing in earnest
then, while paying no attention to what youre doing, sip a bit of the melted wax from the lit candle you set too close to your cup of tea
afterward, spend an hour or so trying to get that taste out of your mouth and peeling the wax from your skin and combing it out of your beard (if any).

good times....


PS: also, be sure and write down the new curse words you discover in the process  

  Yes, but I don't want to meet random people, I want to meet LoTters. You know, people I can trust to construct complete sentences that don't consist entirely of "me too!!!!  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  am I seriously joining a discussion of the real-world-logistics of creating a boatplanecar?  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  Predicting a 4-5 magnitude earthquake is not quite like saying it will be sunny here in LA, but close.  

  Any continuation of the line of thought is going to end up using "love tunnel," and awkward first person exposition, I just know it.