They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.  

  Meals shmeals! I want cornnuts and a suckie. Half coke, half cherry.  

  You all are old.  

  We all live in a Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail...  

  Who'd call their kid "Mitt" ?!?! WTF.

"Mommy's calling, kids, time for supper. Come little Mitt, come little Bat, come little Ballpark Frank  

  Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?  

  I had some Cherokee in me once, but we broke up.  

  .....and now we have vampiric arachnids in our midst....great.



personally, I think Im gonna go back to bed and let this weirdness tsunami subside  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.  

  OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.

It is rumoured that a fourth food group exists, but they haven't figured out how to get around the liquor laws yet.  

  I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.  

  That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.

But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  Can't you read? He's going to put it in his sock.  

  What if I don't feel like arguing, eh? You ever think of that? Noooo...it's all about the JW Bear, isn't it? Never mind what other people want to do. Maybe I won't want to argue anymore. Maybe I just want to, like, sing or something.

You gotta problem with that, mister?






(You should- I'm a terrible singer.)  

  I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"!  

  Another good tip is to add bacon to your bacon - a wonderful taste treat!  

  It's the steam punk internet!  

  I must agree. I see zero sense in making such a thing so readily available to the first feckless wanker with $200 burning a hole in his pocket.


(mine should arrive in 10-14 business days )  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.  

  I'm wondering what other sort of "mageddons" we could have?

2 am on St. Patrick's Day = Barmageddon
The day everyone finally gets their just rewards = Karmageddon
When everyone and everything abides by Natural Order = Dharmageddon
The day when the world runs low on Parmesan Cheese = Parmageddon

The possibilities are endless!  

  Yep. Kind of like when the dog runs into the couch, just a little jiggle.