They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

  Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...  

  Who'd call their kid "Mitt" ?!?! WTF.

"Mommy's calling, kids, time for supper. Come little Mitt, come little Bat, come little Ballpark Frank  

  Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?  

  I had some Cherokee in me once, but we broke up.  

  .....and now we have vampiric arachnids in our midst....great.



personally, I think Im gonna go back to bed and let this weirdness tsunami subside  

  Giraldo Riviera was in the big box in the vets office talking about ho ho ho and Kayne West's Mom's deadness (but, at least she'll look good). Fascinating stuff!  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...  

  Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.  

  OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.

It is rumoured that a fourth food group exists, but they haven't figured out how to get around the liquor laws yet.  

  I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.  

  Proper punctuation and capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..  

  This suggests I have the power of taxation.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.