Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.  

  I hear Cafe Orleans has a great breakfast.  

  This morning my shorts were still wet and my bag too. Glad it was warm out it felt good to get that wet.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  Happy laffy daffy or however that goes.

I drop my pants in your honor good sir.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  (Blah blah blah)...I had a point...

oh right... (continues)  

  room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
 

  I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.  

  I said cake. There are only two kinds of cake. Everything else is just a pretender to the title.  

  The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!  

  Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!  

  Let me tell you about the bacon cheeseburger.

Nearly 1/2 inch thick sliced bacon, somewhat candied like we had on New Year's Eve. Was there a burger involved? I'm sure there was, but I can't remember it well enough to describe it except to say that it came with the most amazing bacon.  

  What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?  

  Well unfortunately for you all, you can also get The Gay© by reading the same message board that a mo posts on, so you might as well learn to relax those throat muscles...  

  I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  I can see it now ...LoT starts a business selling hippopotamus doodie pour le jardin, all proceeds to go to the LoT Fluevogs Fund.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:

1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.  

  And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat  

  I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.

Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.  

  Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.  

  How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?

Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.