And this has exactly what to do with Michael J. Fox? I don't recall him calling for a tri-peckered goat, but maybe that story just occurred on a slow news day and I missed it. Either that, or it was a Fox News exclusive.
This may well be the nets very first Lamp/Car thread
I personally hope for a society where everyone is chipped, the government sees everything, and artificial intelligence threatens our species. Then maybe we'll get some new plots for sci-fi movies.
No MSG. I had a bannana. Tastier than a couch.
I prefer the little land poots vs one big roaring earth fart
Snowballs are AWESOME!
Inserting another one will also make it wider.
Honey, I was a FH before you were gay.
Could you imagine? Eating a hamburger and then having a tiger maul you?
Dear DCL:
Enclosed please find: One (1) woman with a tangle of red hair, who answers to the luxurious and swanky name of "Not Afraid" and one (1) small cute widdle pug-dog, who sometimes answers to the name of "Thurston" but will run faster if you call him "Bacon" (hereinafter known as "Pooch").
The esteemed Mrs. Afraid suffers from a condition in which her hair grows mottled and limp, her eyes glaze over, she becomes taken with fits of excessive howling and stealing the bacon and/or Olszewski sculptures of other persons. Said condition, "Thurstonicus Missimus", cannot be cured, but the symptoms can be minimized to undetectable levels via repeated applications of saliva to the face by said Pooch.
Therefore, it is urgent and necessary that Mrs. Afraid take the Pooch, who has been certified and trained in the saliva-transfer method after months of relentless and brutal conditioning, on your sailing establishment.
If you have any questions about the above, please feel free to contact my wife, who will make you something yummy to eat until you forget the question. Thank you, and have a pleasant tour.
Love and kisses,
Dr. Kevy (or at least I played one once).
I have to say that the mere idea of Ms Lohan attempting to emulate the great Marilyn Monroe is patently absurd and akin to the Taco Bell chihuahua emulating Lassie.
Your pants exist as cheese? Or just right now?
went twice last week
I love the dump. THE place to abandon the deluge of unneeded 'stuff' in ones life. I always feel better when leaving....although that might just be getting out of the smell zone.
Holy lord, it took 232 posts for this thread to get to the subject of tits and/or bacon?!?!?
I'm sure Lisa will have a cucumber for me.
Who put the goat in there?
People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.
Aren't you supposed to seek immediate health care if you experience an election lasting 4 years?
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
What's the big deal about July 17th?
The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.
A half dozen lobsters died so that I could eat their hands in a cheesy sauce.
Watch this space for further cockups!
pfft. worst rapture ever
