I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!

It was awesome!  

  Yes, and when I teamed people up, I fingered Alex (and ISM)  

  No fork needed, all finger action!  

  We all live in a Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail...  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  This is a totally missed Rickroll opportunity.  

  I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.  

  It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.  

  Just don't tell them what you have done to me.  

  Proper punctuation and capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..  

  This suggests I have the power of taxation.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.