Just forward those on to me. I've been looking for a larger penis.  

  It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  Well, my boob is technicolor. Is that enough info?  

  WATCH OUT LEO! You ain't the only sphincter in town anymore!  

  You know......we didn't break even one cocktail class!  

  I say get her rashy ass back to jail.  

  THANK YOU! I have been dying to see the big yellow condom.  

  Oh, and it was Jane not Rosalind who did Playtex commercials.  

  I have Billy up the Ying Yang.  

  Honey, I was a FH before you were gay.  

  I'm home. Why is my bra still on?  

  When posting pictures of one's dog on message boards where they don't know you very well, be careful what else the picture shows (and tells about you).  

  NirvanaMan's young enough to be my son and I'd do him.  

  I like twisted sex.  

  I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"!  

  It was a tight fit but we all did quite fine.  

  If the bad moods on this board don't go away soon, I'm going to be the liberal that goes insane and kills someone.  

  Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  Beyond awesome! Steve is the kink of swank!  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  it's not terribly fun to get what you deserve.  

  (I'm a vampire's wet dream.)  

  Steampunk is what happens when Goths discover brown.  

  Noobs is what I call my new boobs.