Why must god be a man?
What if god was one of us?
Does god like bacon?
How about shiny things?  

  nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.  

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Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it echoes from every canyon and rattles every tole-painted cowbell in the valley.

Wow, what a relief, now I have a label, I am validated - complete.


Note: How Stoat chooses to treat people has nothing to do with his religion or lack of it...he knows they could one day judge him, and he is entirely comfortable with that possibility.  

  ...the subject of bacon happened to come up.  

  Why would I report it?

I've sent you at least a dozen notes about that "Kevy" account and you do nothing.  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;258802]There was a twisted part of me [/quote]They really need a "don't try this at home" warning on that Puppetry of the Penis DVD.  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  ... but Mickey needs balls!  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Vun! Vun blessing! Ha, ha, ha. Two! Two blessings! Ha, ha, ha.  

  Quilting is what old ladies do in groups.

Knitting is what old ladies do by themselves once they've been abandoned by family into poorly run nursing home.

Crocheting is what old ladies do when they realize that no extra roll of toilet paper should ever be left without the protection of a doll outfitted in an antebellum dress including large hoop skirt.

Macrame is what quilters, knitters, and crocheters make fun of.

Or so I've learned from my family experience.  

  soo...if you ever want to try something to really make your mouth tingle and give yourself a really low opinion of yourself, try what I just did...

make a nice cup of tea
light a scented xmas candle
start net surfing in earnest
then, while paying no attention to what youre doing, sip a bit of the melted wax from the lit candle you set too close to your cup of tea
afterward, spend an hour or so trying to get that taste out of your mouth and peeling the wax from your skin and combing it out of your beard (if any).

good times....


PS: also, be sure and write down the new curse words you discover in the process  

  I'm sick and slightly brian dead...  

  I thought this was actually going to be about grills inside houses. It happens every year when there is a power outage -- some idiots try to cook on their grill inside their house or attached garage and get carbon monoxide poisoning. I suppose it's a modern form of natural selection.  

  Ya just had to go there, didn't ya?  

  Porcupine balls are gross.  

  I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.  

  Moonie's idea is good.  

  Universe, listen to Capt. Jack, please. He's a wise man.  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  Put me in the fun camp  

  I hope all you need is a jump!  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  We should seriously start hanging out at Disneyland. I hear that place is pretty cool.