Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.  

  You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  I can see it now ...LoT starts a business selling hippopotamus doodie pour le jardin, all proceeds to go to the LoT Fluevogs Fund.  

  Why must god be a man?
What if god was one of us?
Does god like bacon?
How about shiny things?  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  Oh, and it's not dorky. It's geeky. Dork is an unflattering look. Geek is a lifestyle coupled with a high IQ and a huge passion.

You're a Geek. In a good way.......  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  Since I don't have a hacking felony I'll have to get the degree.  

  You can play with mine.  

  Dammit Lisa! Stop going to the bathroom!  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.