Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab...  

  I love bacon, I love Mexican food. That is the problem, there is no bacon in mexican food. Not even carnitas, lots of pig in Mexican food, but still no bacon.  

  Who put the goat in there?  

  ... that boy has some balls. I mean, I could strip in front of strangers, but in front of Glenn Close? Yeeech.  

  Aren't you supposed to seek immediate health care if you experience an election lasting 4 years?  

  Pfft... who wants to hang with decent folks?

I'm coming out to see you guys  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  Damn... girl has some nice abs. I'd tap that sh!t.  

  How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?