The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.  

  So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!

It was awesome!  

  Yes, and when I teamed people up, I fingered Alex (and ISM)  

  No fork needed, all finger action!  

  We all live in a Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail...  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  This is a totally missed Rickroll opportunity.  

  I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.  

  It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.  

  Just don't tell them what you have done to me.  

  Proper punctuation and capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..  

  This suggests I have the power of taxation.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.