Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.  

  I hear Cafe Orleans has a great breakfast.  

  This morning my shorts were still wet and my bag too. Glad it was warm out it felt good to get that wet.  

  No, I don't have any tribal tats. Tats are dirty and bespoil gods beautiful creation.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!  

  Let me tell you about the bacon cheeseburger.

Nearly 1/2 inch thick sliced bacon, somewhat candied like we had on New Year's Eve. Was there a burger involved? I'm sure there was, but I can't remember it well enough to describe it except to say that it came with the most amazing bacon.  

  What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?  

  Well unfortunately for you all, you can also get The Gay© by reading the same message board that a mo posts on, so you might as well learn to relax those throat muscles...  

  I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  Why must god be a man?
What if god was one of us?
Does god like bacon?
How about shiny things?  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:

1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.  

  And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat  

  Since I don't have a hacking felony I'll have to get the degree.  

  I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.

Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.  

  Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.  

  How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?

Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.