Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  This suggests I have the power of taxation.  

  Are you insinuating that there is a possibility that some of my posts have been in some way suggestive?!?


 

  (in reference to his grasp of Spanish)

It's weird that I know how to say "vaginally", but not "arm".  

  I missed hernias, cognac, and aliens? Damn it!  

  Dude, there was NO BACON in that dream. How could it possibly be labeled "best dream evar" without some freaking bacon in it?  

  soo...if you ever want to try something to really make your mouth tingle and give yourself a really low opinion of yourself, try what I just did...

make a nice cup of tea
light a scented xmas candle
start net surfing in earnest
then, while paying no attention to what youre doing, sip a bit of the melted wax from the lit candle you set too close to your cup of tea
afterward, spend an hour or so trying to get that taste out of your mouth and peeling the wax from your skin and combing it out of your beard (if any).

good times....


PS: also, be sure and write down the new curse words you discover in the process  

  Yes, but I don't want to meet random people, I want to meet LoTters. You know, people I can trust to construct complete sentences that don't consist entirely of "me too!!!!  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?  

  am I seriously joining a discussion of the real-world-logistics of creating a boatplanecar?  

  Predicting a 4-5 magnitude earthquake is not quite like saying it will be sunny here in LA, but close.  

  Any continuation of the line of thought is going to end up using "love tunnel," and awkward first person exposition, I just know it.