My Mac doesn't have a phone corn, do I have no dial-up capacity.  

  You may stop mourning for the dead at Disneyland when the longjohns turn pink.  

  It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.  

  I'm all about smiling.  

  Sometimes, they do pee on the floor, however.  

  No, that would be titled "More than meets the anus.  

  In my household, they just start drinking again.  

  Party archeology is fun!  

  Every time I see the thread title "Wacky Packages" I think about the day Chris put his underwear on backwards.  

  I got my sausage.  

  I think I still have grass in mt cooch.  

  MW, you are addressing men who pee in trees.  

  I don't think the fashion industry is to blame. We are all responsible for our own choices.  

  Is he the love child of RuPaul and Ron Popeil?  

  LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?  

  Giraldo Riviera was in the big box in the vets office talking about ho ho ho and Kayne West's Mom's deadness (but, at least she'll look good). Fascinating stuff!  

  I used to be able to sex a pre-pubescent rabbit, but I'm not sure I could do it at this point.  

  I suggest buying cheap pillows at a thrift store and attacking them with a butcher knife. It works wonders.  

  I made really loud squeeeeeely noises then Thurston woke up and did massive head tilting. It was a great evening.  

  It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.  

  I can clean out the cat box, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man......  

  I do the M&M thing.  

  I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.

Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.  

  We don't have APness at the moment though.  

  Steve is the kink of swank!