I have been touched by His noodly appendage!  

  I am fairly certain that it is against the Geneva convention to confine someone to a hospital bed and not provide internet access.  

  Oh dear lord- Mom knows how to speak text.  

  So, who knows what comes next - maybe a new world, maybe the same old crap, but this is a moment to relish and remember.  

  Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.  

  But then, I'm a rat...  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  for 100% Closet Coverage, I suggest any of Tom Cruises wives.  

  I think my colon just fainted  

  I am also a rat  

  I am also a rat  

  Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.  

  Oh stewardess, I speak Alex

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...airplane7a.jpg  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]

That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  If you're child is that fragile that a few second of squeak and bonk is harmful then you probably should just hit them in the head with a rock right now.  

  ...my fellow homosexual males...  

  Nothing like a good piece of ass....  

  I lost my Virginity too long ago to remember...
...but I still have the Box it came in....  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  But I don't never cared for horses either so I know I'm not a girl.  

  Give in to the insanity!  

  Hey, if you had 8 parasites trying to suck nutrients from you 24 hours day, you'd hide too.  

  Here are some nice photos to get you excited.  

  My squattin' muscles will be very relieved.