Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.
All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.
mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu
duh 
The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.
He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.
Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.
Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.
You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.
The man is a smarmy condescending multi-millionaire poverty pimp hypocrite.
I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway
It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.
Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???
Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.
To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).
If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.
It is something you need to take Penicillin for.
The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab... 
I love bacon, I love Mexican food. That is the problem, there is no bacon in mexican food. Not even carnitas, lots of pig in Mexican food, but still no bacon. 
... that boy has some balls. I mean, I could strip in front of strangers, but in front of Glenn Close? Yeeech.
...the subject of bacon happened to come up.
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
Pfft... who wants to hang with decent folks?
I'm coming out to see you guys
I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.
Damn... girl has some nice abs. I'd tap that sh!t. 
How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?
