So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!

It was awesome!  

  Yes, and when I teamed people up, I fingered Alex (and ISM)  

  No fork needed, all finger action!  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  Yes, I'll definitely be at it this weekend.  

  This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  You haven't lived until you've experienced Dragon poop.  

  The man is a smarmy condescending multi-millionaire poverty pimp hypocrite.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.  

  This is a totally missed Rickroll opportunity.  

  I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.  

  Just don't tell them what you have done to me.  

  People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.  

  I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.  

  I do think hockey players are studs  

  Lotteries, however, are slightly less exciting than Keno. Which is slightly less exciting than C-SPAN 3's rebroadcast of the 1984 Telecom Regulatory Commission's sub-committee hearing on whether to reserve channels 13-21 for local community access.  

  What's the big deal about July 17th?  

  The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.  

  A half dozen lobsters died so that I could eat their hands in a cheesy sauce.  

  I read that as Bacon-aire - like a millionaire but with bacon. Mmmm.  

  pfft. worst rapture ever