Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!  

  Let me tell you about the bacon cheeseburger.

Nearly 1/2 inch thick sliced bacon, somewhat candied like we had on New Year's Eve. Was there a burger involved? I'm sure there was, but I can't remember it well enough to describe it except to say that it came with the most amazing bacon.  

  What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?  

  Well unfortunately for you all, you can also get The Gay© by reading the same message board that a mo posts on, so you might as well learn to relax those throat muscles...  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.

But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"!  

  The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?  

  Hey, like I said, any chance to use the word sphincter in a thread is welcome.

Also, it just doesn't seem like a medical thread about Leo if it doesn't.  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.  

  I'm wondering what other sort of "mageddons" we could have?

2 am on St. Patrick's Day = Barmageddon
The day everyone finally gets their just rewards = Karmageddon
When everyone and everything abides by Natural Order = Dharmageddon
The day when the world runs low on Parmesan Cheese = Parmageddon

The possibilities are endless!  

  Yep. Kind of like when the dog runs into the couch, just a little jiggle.