So, speaking of Lindsey Lohan. I think I took the shaft with her a few weeks ago. Maybe???  

  I went last year and tooted EP Ripley's whistle!

It was awesome!  

  Yes, and when I teamed people up, I fingered Alex (and ISM)  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  No fork needed, all finger action!  

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  Something is on fire!! Just heard the sirens... We are beginning to smell the smoke.

Kevy, I like the smilies...  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  This is the thread that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started posting it, not knowing what it was,
But now they'll keep on posting it forever just because-  

  The man is a smarmy condescending multi-millionaire poverty pimp hypocrite.  

  I understand the initial confusion: I am constantly mixing up Arizona and Norway  

  This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  This is a totally missed Rickroll opportunity.  

  I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  Just don't tell them what you have done to me.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.