The constitution specifically allows individual states to determine on their own how to assign electors. If they wanted, they could theoretically give that power solely to the governor. They could engage in a roshambo contest among the major candidates. They could put every candidates picture on a mat and give the electors to the candidate first shat upon by a chicken.  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.  

  Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!  

  Bah! Nobody really worries about this kind of crap. This is a fine example of manufactured controversy; pre-packaged and sold to the most shameless news outlet.  

  Muuuhhhaaauuu.... The secret purpose of EruoDisney is at last reveled. All your culture are belong to US!  

  Happy Birthday!

Now that LoT is three, do we need to take up a collection to by it an AP?  

  General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.

And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.  

  I swear life is never dull around here  

  [QUOTE=Moonliner]So what you are saying is that girth is an issue in selecting a proper fit?[/QUOTE]

I think it goes without saying that girth should be considered in all issues such as these.  

  [quote=lashbear]Guess what I'm bringing to Yosemite ?????[/quote]


Vegemite?  

  My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.

But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"!  

  The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?  

  Another good tip is to add bacon to your bacon - a wonderful taste treat!  

  It's the steam punk internet!  

  Hey, like I said, any chance to use the word sphincter in a thread is welcome.

Also, it just doesn't seem like a medical thread about Leo if it doesn't.  

  I must agree. I see zero sense in making such a thing so readily available to the first feckless wanker with $200 burning a hole in his pocket.


(mine should arrive in 10-14 business days )  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.  

  I'm wondering what other sort of "mageddons" we could have?

2 am on St. Patrick's Day = Barmageddon
The day everyone finally gets their just rewards = Karmageddon
When everyone and everything abides by Natural Order = Dharmageddon
The day when the world runs low on Parmesan Cheese = Parmageddon

The possibilities are endless!  

  Yep. Kind of like when the dog runs into the couch, just a little jiggle.