BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  It's a good smell. It's the smell of technology and progress... or maybe it's just the... I'm not going to question it. It's technology and progress scratch-n-sniff.  

  When we went house-hunting last weekend, we visited Disney's Hyperion Studios, which was renamed "Gelson's". Like Disney-MGM, it no longer has a working animation team on site.  

  It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.  

  Which is why I find myself living in Los Angeles, producing movie websites, and.. today... writing a political play about Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Mmmm, that's good derail.  

  This thread is all sticky... Eww!  

  (Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong.  

  Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!  

  Bah! Nobody really worries about this kind of crap. This is a fine example of manufactured controversy; pre-packaged and sold to the most shameless news outlet.  

  Happy Birthday!

Now that LoT is three, do we need to take up a collection to by it an AP?  

  General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.

And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.  

  My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  Why must god be a man?
What if god was one of us?
Does god like bacon?
How about shiny things?  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:

1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.  

  And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat  

  I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.

Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.  

  Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.  

  How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?

Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.