They had FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS and JET PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.
Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...
Meals shmeals! I want cornnuts and a suckie. Half coke, half cherry. 
You all are old.
We all live in a Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail, Yellow Monorail...
Who'd call their kid "Mitt" ?!?! WTF.
"Mommy's calling, kids, time for supper. Come little Mitt, come little Bat, come little Ballpark Frank
Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...
Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.
OMFG...the only thing missing is a dusting of icing sugar, and you'd have all 3 food groups - sugar, salt and fat, as discovered by most fast-food outlets.
It is rumoured that a fourth food group exists, but they haven't figured out how to get around the liquor laws yet.
It's all about beer, prostitution, cute puppets, the rapture, and much more.
I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Who put the goat in there?
People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.
Aren't you supposed to seek immediate health care if you experience an election lasting 4 years?
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
I do think hockey players are studs
Lotteries, however, are slightly less exciting than Keno. Which is slightly less exciting than C-SPAN 3's rebroadcast of the 1984 Telecom Regulatory Commission's sub-committee hearing on whether to reserve channels 13-21 for local community access.
What's the big deal about July 17th?
The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.
A half dozen lobsters died so that I could eat their hands in a cheesy sauce.
I read that as Bacon-aire - like a millionaire but with bacon. Mmmm.
Tatas shouldn't have an apostrophe.
pfft. worst rapture ever
