Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  If you guys move in over The Lubery, I'm going to laugh my ass off.  

  Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  That's it. I'm moving to Scotland to become a Highland Cow farmer.  

  It's always a good thing when you can get into your wife's pants.  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  Does it vibrate?  

  I'm a giant disease!  

  I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.  

  My next thought was "my he's huge".  

  Scrool down to recent shows and you can listen to their liver performance and interview on KCRW yesterday.  

  The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!  

  In case of emergency, cure pig.  

  I'd do just about anything for bacon.  

  Assholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.

(arrive at the pearly gates)

St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  Yabba Dabba Doo!  

  I've tried to get a good pneumonic device to help me out, but to no avail.  

  WSYWIG?

I hear Yoda saying "what see you what I get.  

  I want baby foshies.  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  My snot addled brain cannot handle the switching back and forth from grandma to double sided dildo.  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled... And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled the string. And, I pulled it a lot that night.