If I last another 20 minutes, I will have gone the whole day without killing anyone. I consider this an accomplishment.  

  I thought he was gonna give me a field sobriety test, simply for my pants.  

  If I have to be stuck on a desert island with one composer it is going to be an attractive woman composer. Or one with an airplane.  

  I love the Texas three way.  

  [quote=Moonliner;273636]I love the Texas three way.[/quote]Is that you, the wife and a longhorn?  

  So you admit my spells work, do you, Durwood?  

  Mine has a mini attachment with a spinning brush that attaches to the extension wand.  

  I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.  

  The Fry's food is good and they have a porn section.  

  I've always found "enculer" to be amusing (not irl, sorry boys)  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  Agree with Moonliner. It's just too long.  

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  Pfft... who wants to hang with decent folks?

I'm coming out to see you guys  

  But it is hard to get in the mood with squawking dinosaurs making all that noise.  

  Yes, but I don't want to meet random people, I want to meet LoTters. You know, people I can trust to construct complete sentences that don't consist entirely of "me too!!!!  

  You should have Lucent Dossier come and perform at your house. That's what would happen on the better sitcoms.  

  Robin Hood is still the only anthropomorphic fox that rings my bell-el-el. Rings my bell. (My bell. Dingalingaling) my beeeeell. Rings my bell.  

  I know that you are running short of space in your Vulva.  

  I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.

I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.

I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).  

  I do think hockey players are studs  

  The tangle of red herring!  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.  

  I am thinking that a Cream Soda followed by a Case-of-dildos and a suck on Bear's Camel Toe is sounds really good right now.