And this has exactly what to do with Michael J. Fox? I don't recall him calling for a tri-peckered goat, but maybe that story just occurred on a slow news day and I missed it. Either that, or it was a Fox News exclusive.
I personally hope for a society where everyone is chipped, the government sees everything, and artificial intelligence threatens our species. Then maybe we'll get some new plots for sci-fi movies.
No MSG. I had a bannana. Tastier than a couch.
The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!
Snowballs are AWESOME!
Inserting another one will also make it wider.
Coming here cold from a Disney centric site can be a bit of a culture shock. Mutual respect combined with brutal honesty can to the untrained eye look like pissy bitching.
If you have a thick hide combined with a perceptive intellect (or like me, you're just a glutton for punishment) you find a niche here and flourish. If you can't stand to have your motives questioned or your views beaten about the head with a dead fish then yeah, it's probably better you find a shallower pool to swim in.
Honey, I was a FH before you were gay.
Could you imagine? Eating a hamburger and then having a tiger maul you?
Dear DCL:
Enclosed please find: One (1) woman with a tangle of red hair, who answers to the luxurious and swanky name of "Not Afraid" and one (1) small cute widdle pug-dog, who sometimes answers to the name of "Thurston" but will run faster if you call him "Bacon" (hereinafter known as "Pooch").
The esteemed Mrs. Afraid suffers from a condition in which her hair grows mottled and limp, her eyes glaze over, she becomes taken with fits of excessive howling and stealing the bacon and/or Olszewski sculptures of other persons. Said condition, "Thurstonicus Missimus", cannot be cured, but the symptoms can be minimized to undetectable levels via repeated applications of saliva to the face by said Pooch.
Therefore, it is urgent and necessary that Mrs. Afraid take the Pooch, who has been certified and trained in the saliva-transfer method after months of relentless and brutal conditioning, on your sailing establishment.
If you have any questions about the above, please feel free to contact my wife, who will make you something yummy to eat until you forget the question. Thank you, and have a pleasant tour.
Love and kisses,
Dr. Kevy (or at least I played one once).
I have to say that the mere idea of Ms Lohan attempting to emulate the great Marilyn Monroe is patently absurd and akin to the Taco Bell chihuahua emulating Lassie.
Your pants exist as cheese? Or just right now?
went twice last week
I love the dump. THE place to abandon the deluge of unneeded 'stuff' in ones life. I always feel better when leaving....although that might just be getting out of the smell zone.
Holy lord, it took 232 posts for this thread to get to the subject of tits and/or bacon?!?!?
I'm sure Lisa will have a cucumber for me.
Who put the goat in there?
People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.
Aren't you supposed to seek immediate health care if you experience an election lasting 4 years?
I am done messing with Pricks, so I will use beef.
I do think hockey players are studs
Lotteries, however, are slightly less exciting than Keno. Which is slightly less exciting than C-SPAN 3's rebroadcast of the 1984 Telecom Regulatory Commission's sub-committee hearing on whether to reserve channels 13-21 for local community access.
What's the big deal about July 17th?
Watch this space for further cockups!
pfft. worst rapture ever
