The constitution specifically allows individual states to determine on their own how to assign electors. If they wanted, they could theoretically give that power solely to the governor. They could engage in a roshambo contest among the major candidates. They could put every candidates picture on a mat and give the electors to the candidate first shat upon by a chicken.  

  This morning my shorts were still wet and my bag too. Glad it was warm out it felt good to get that wet.  

  It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.  

  The box has been cleaned and is ready for use.  

  Happy laffy daffy or however that goes.

I drop my pants in your honor good sir.  

  Muuuhhhaaauuu.... The secret purpose of EruoDisney is at last reveled. All your culture are belong to US!  

  (Blah blah blah)...I had a point...

oh right... (continues)  

  room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
 

  I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.  

  I swear life is never dull around here  

  [QUOTE=Moonliner]So what you are saying is that girth is an issue in selecting a proper fit?[/QUOTE]

I think it goes without saying that girth should be considered in all issues such as these.  

  I said cake. There are only two kinds of cake. Everything else is just a pretender to the title.  

  The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!  

  Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!  

  What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?  

  [quote=lashbear]Guess what I'm bringing to Yosemite ?????[/quote]


Vegemite?  

  That's ok, the OED has acknowledged that whom has disappeared from spoken English.

But if you remember to use it when following a preposition ("to whom shall I deliver the letter", "before whom must I bow", "upon whom did the porn star ejaculate copiously") then you'll understand it better than 95% of the population.  

  Early? Augtober's already over, Halloween merchandise has been all over the place for a month.


Merry Thanksmasween everyone!  

  I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"!  

  The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?  

  I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.

Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.  

  Hey, like I said, any chance to use the word sphincter in a thread is welcome.

Also, it just doesn't seem like a medical thread about Leo if it doesn't.  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.  

  Yep. Kind of like when the dog runs into the couch, just a little jiggle.