You don't bring an undercooked turkey to the table at Thanksgiving. If it is inedible, you finish cooking it or don't serve it at all.


After riding that ride, I would have rather not seen it at all...  

  Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...  

  So, is Michael J. Fox screwing sheep or not?  

  Something tells me that everyone on the lot is a character. You'll have plenty of stories to tell...  

  I think about shaving mine a lot. since it started slowly turning white I start to wonder whats under there.  

  Scramble and cook eggs to coincide with completion of eggs.  

  I prefer the little land poots vs one big roaring earth fart  

  The boys down under are drunk on bacon again!  

  Wow, you survived the east coast.



Oh, um, we've kinda gone all Armegeddon while you were out.  

  Coming here cold from a Disney centric site can be a bit of a culture shock. Mutual respect combined with brutal honesty can to the untrained eye look like pissy bitching.

If you have a thick hide combined with a perceptive intellect (or like me, you're just a glutton for punishment) you find a niche here and flourish. If you can't stand to have your motives questioned or your views beaten about the head with a dead fish then yeah, it's probably better you find a shallower pool to swim in.  

  We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.  

  Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  Make sure to take a dump first.  

  Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...  

  Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.  

  I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.  

  I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.  

  I can see it now ...LoT starts a business selling hippopotamus doodie pour le jardin, all proceeds to go to the LoT Fluevogs Fund.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid]GOD DAMN YOU JOHN![/QUOTE]

My work here is done...  

  Why must god be a man?
What if god was one of us?
Does god like bacon?
How about shiny things?  

  Please, don't question your gods, it reduces the beneficence level.  

  Since I don't have a hacking felony I'll have to get the degree.  

  You can play with mine.  

  Dammit Lisa! Stop going to the bathroom!