Hell, it can be any time during the summer, and I'm 97.3% sure I can supply all the wood needed.  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  mock god? dunno bout you, but the power I perceive has one 773H of a good sense of humor. remember, this is the same being that made saturn wear a tutu

duh  

  The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  Wow, sounds like GC is on the manrag today.  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  Bacon, boobs and girthy packages invade every thread, eventually.  

  I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.  

  It occurs to me that that comes off as a party pooper post. And I make enough of those that I don't need to do it unintentionally.  

  Brad - my eye sight is going - is the bunny punching its own tit or jacking off???  

  Culture Club. Weinermobile... Kevy, your gay is showing.  

  To say we're not as bad as China is like saying we're not as bad as Nazi Germany (there, I godwined ... deal).  

  If this boat's a rockin...well, it's probably due to wind and currents. But there's also the chance someone's having sex, so you'd better knock, to be safe.  

  It is something you need to take Penicillin for.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  Oh, and it's not dorky. It's geeky. Dork is an unflattering look. Geek is a lifestyle coupled with a high IQ and a huge passion.

You're a Geek. In a good way.......  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.