It was a tight fit but we all did quite fine.  

  There was a "man-caused disaster" in my bathroom this morning. Some would call it terrorism, I suppose. I call it burritos for dinner.  

  I'm the only one allowed to eat Stoat around here. Thank you.

 

  I'm not planning (other than the weekend), I'm not entertaining (I'll be around and hike but I'm feeding myself and expect everybody else will fail to starve). Others can plan or not as they wish.

Very Alex Swank.  

  Oh hell, a butterfly flapping its wings in the desert breaks Indy  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.

Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?  

  If it was about passenger comfort, there would be all sorts of different fares, classes and cabins:

"Won't shut the f*ck up" class.
"Won't turn off cell phone until threatened with arrest" class.
"Insists on looking important by calling someone to say they've landed as soon as the wheels touch the ground" class.
"Last to board with a carryon that requires reshuffling of all overhead bins" class.
"Stows bunched up sweater in overhead bin on crowded flight" class.
"Blares music through headphones that I can hear three rows up" class.
"Falls asleep against window during drink orders" class. (Tap. Tap. "Excuse me, did you . . .?)

And so on. These people should all be charged extra. Or just given a good horsewhipping on the spot. Which I would pay extra to administer.  

  Work safe but not BarTopDancer safe.  

  If the bad moods on this board don't go away soon, I'm going to be the liberal that goes insane and kills someone.  

  Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?

Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae

I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!  

  Tents are good for storing stuff or hiding from Kevy.  

  I am morally pure  

  (I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).  

  I left pubic hairs on the coke of the lady in the cube next to me  

  Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.  

  GD - It's like you, only baby face you with a little trainer beard! :P  

  Hey I admitted that just because my tingler was tingling didn't mean anything was necessarily tingleworthy.  

  Honestly, iSm... Most of the things on your list are things that annoyed me. You and I obviously have different ideas of what is fun.  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  Wow!

We sure felt it here! A few things got knocked off of shelves. It went on forever!  

  I like having my flesh pressed against my planet.  

  I love woodies over steel anyday.  

  I am keeping my expectations low but it is a woodie after all.  

  Remember to laugh. I hope that at the end of my life, that's the wisdom I have to offer.  

  Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!