You don't bring an undercooked turkey to the table at Thanksgiving. If it is inedible, you finish cooking it or don't serve it at all.


After riding that ride, I would have rather not seen it at all...  

  Hopefully the lesson contained a swift ninja ass-kicking...  

  So, is Michael J. Fox screwing sheep or not?  

  Something tells me that everyone on the lot is a character. You'll have plenty of stories to tell...  

  Who'd call their kid "Mitt" ?!?! WTF.

"Mommy's calling, kids, time for supper. Come little Mitt, come little Bat, come little Ballpark Frank  

  I think about shaving mine a lot. since it started slowly turning white I start to wonder whats under there.  

  Scramble and cook eggs to coincide with completion of eggs.  

  Wow, you survived the east coast.



Oh, um, we've kinda gone all Armegeddon while you were out.  

  We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.  

  Giraldo Riviera was in the big box in the vets office talking about ho ho ho and Kayne West's Mom's deadness (but, at least she'll look good). Fascinating stuff!  

  Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  Make sure to take a dump first.  

  Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...  

  Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.  

  I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  I feel compelled to correct them when they use mute instead of moot. "That's a mute point" they say... and I want to ask if the point was verbal before or if this is something new.  

  Look here for the raw details. The smutty comments, the Just LashPairiness of it all.

Right here. Don't touch that dial.  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.