Yes, it does seem that a robotic sphincter would solve all your problems.  

  BOYS! Don't make me turn this internet around!  

  It's a good smell. It's the smell of technology and progress... or maybe it's just the... I'm not going to question it. It's technology and progress scratch-n-sniff.  

  It's so hot outside that there was a knock at the door and it was my front lawn wanting to come in.  

  Which is why I find myself living in Los Angeles, producing movie websites, and.. today... writing a political play about Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. Mmmm, that's good derail.  

  This thread is all sticky... Eww!  

  (Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong.  

  Oh yeah well I think you're WRONG. I bet there'll be a hard cover at $75, a fabulous gay edition bound with Dumbledore's enchanted nipple clamps at $125, and a special "I sold my soul to Satan for a bestselling children's series" edition, bound in human skin for $1255.99 (at Wal-Mart). So THERE. Nyah!  

  Bah! Nobody really worries about this kind of crap. This is a fine example of manufactured controversy; pre-packaged and sold to the most shameless news outlet.  

  Happy Birthday!

Now that LoT is three, do we need to take up a collection to by it an AP?  

  General microsite on all transportation related bonds and initiatives that are relevant to southern california.

And suck it kevy. Suck it hard and suck it long.  

  My very first Pork was around 1980 I believe.  

  ...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?  

  I embrace my nincompoopery.  

  You can't take it with you but you can take it with you all the way up to the exact moment when you no longer care.  

  My declration of such fallcious are the indetification of those fallacies.  

  All I know is I want a f**kin' Baked Potato...  

  WTF???

What moron would stab a dragon in the butt with a sword!

Nincompoops!  

  Oh, and it's not dorky. It's geeky. Dork is an unflattering look. Geek is a lifestyle coupled with a high IQ and a huge passion.

You're a Geek. In a good way.......  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.