Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.
I hear Cafe Orleans has a great breakfast.
This morning my shorts were still wet and my bag too. Glad it was warm out it felt good to get that wet.
No, I don't have any tribal tats. Tats are dirty and bespoil gods beautiful creation.
The box has been cleaned and is ready for use.
That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...
Happy laffy daffy or however that goes.
I drop my pants in your honor good sir.
I try to get on as many (**** lists) as possible. It was in one of those 1001 things to do before you die book things.
(Blah blah blah)...I had a point...
oh right... (continues)
room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.
I said cake. There are only two kinds of cake. Everything else is just a pretender to the title.
The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!
Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!
What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?
[quote=lashbear]Guess what I'm bringing to Yosemite ?????[/quote]
Vegemite?
I was having a crappy day at work today, until a group of old ladies got into an altercation in front of my window - it was the funniest thing I've ever seen, like an episode of Golden Girls gone horribly wrong.
I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.
I'm a bit frightened about what the pictures of me are going to look like. One one hand, I look like a Kabuki on the other, like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"! 
The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?
Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:
1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.
And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat 
I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.
Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.
Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.
How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?
Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.
