Ah, well tonight I'm planning to have some flaming cheese, so that seems suitable.  

  Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.  

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  [taken out of context ] I have vicodin and frozen peas  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  The distinction is "getting loaded into a long black car" as opposed to "getting into a long black car loaded".  

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Awwwwww, kitten's first message!  

  Dogs never get outdated.  

  He likes the un-manly puppy dog voice. It means you might have bacon.  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  A PC is a tool. A Mac is a lifestyle choice.

Damn cult.  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  Dude, your request for details is really harshing my mellow.  

  As long as it comes OFF of the chair, you should be able to do either one.
Wether you use your LoT contacts or pay to have someone do it for you.  

  ...He sailed away into pig heaven - a place where there is no bacon.  

  Only my reptilian brain has found Paris sexy. And even though I know her "energy policy" was scripted, she actually sounded intelligent and... human. For a minute there at least. And now, I... I think I'm in love.
She's got my vote, 'cuz that ad was hot.  

  I'm just waiting for that to be quoted out of context.  

  I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.  

  I ROCK at convergence.  

  Yes, but I don't want to meet random people, I want to meet LoTters. You know, people I can trust to construct complete sentences that don't consist entirely of "me too!!!!  

  The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.  

  It's not the size of the box that matters. It's what you put in it.