[quote=Disneyphile;284672]Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.[/quote]

This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.  

  Now I shall work on finishing my crotchless drawers.  

  There's never enough duct tape.  

  I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.

 

  Got it: Republicans are evil incarnate and Democrats are pure as the driven snow.  

  Nothing says entertainment like a giant primate golden shower scene.  

  Nothing is good.  

  You know, I think we need to propose a law that forbids anyone other than Catholics from using the word "prayer". After all, the word entered the English language from French at the beginning of the 14th century, and at that time Catholicism would have been the predominant religion, so clearly the word was never intended to apply to anything other than Catholic prayer.  

  [quote=Ghoulish Delight;285987]We're all gonna die!!!!![/quote]
Did iSm accidentally log in as as GD?

 

  Haha, Fred Savage got Alex laid. Awesome.  

  Mickey was apparently just very stinky and horny.  

  That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.  

  Just for kicks, I took a look at a video of Light Magic on youtube. OMG! What a piece of sh!t! Where's the acid for my eyes?!

Creepy Riverdance fairies!  

  And the Vajayjay's aren't bizzare? Most of the 'em it's like a Return of the Jedi flashback with the Fett plunging to his death inside the "mighty" Sarlacc.  

  To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.

Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen  

  Lotteries, however, are slightly less exciting than Keno. Which is slightly less exciting than C-SPAN 3's rebroadcast of the 1984 Telecom Regulatory Commission's sub-committee hearing on whether to reserve channels 13-21 for local community access.  

  Isn't there a M Night Shamalamadingdong film that fits in this genre?  

  I think I overdid it back in the 80's and 90's.  

  I'll totally tart it up  

  Keep your butter cold!  

  I put the Moon in Moonshine  

  I <3 Alex.  

  What's the big deal about July 17th?  

  I'm pretty sure that a wide open hole is a pretty good warning in and of itself.  

  ...a disquieting metamorphosis as my body becomes a baby machine.