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Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
01-13-2007

“   Thanks to the miracles of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.   ”

- Scaeagles
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
01-13-2007

“   I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.   ”

- Alex Stroup
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
01-13-2007

“   I'm so un-hip, it's a wonder my bum doesn't fall off.   ”

- lashbear
Added by: Morrigoon
01-13-2007

“   You don't bring an undercooked turkey to the table at Thanksgiving. If it is inedible, you finish cooking it or don't serve it at all.


After riding that ride, I would have rather not seen it at all...
  ”

- Gemini Cricket
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
01-13-2007

“   I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.   ”

- 3894
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
03-23-2007

“   I think I am missing the third testicle that makes men crave explosions, muscle cars, and big TVs.   ”

- Alex Stroup
Added by: Morrigoon
03-27-2007

“   So, is Michael J. Fox screwing sheep or not?   ”

- Ghoulish Delight
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
05-29-2007

“   I predict sausage in your future   ”

- €uroMeinke
Added by: Morrigoon
06-07-2007

“   Something tells me that everyone on the lot is a character. You'll have plenty of stories to tell...   ”

- Cadaverous Pallor
Added by: Morrigoon
07-07-2007

“   I think about shaving mine a lot. since it started slowly turning white I start to wonder whats under there.   ”

- Capt Jack
Added by: Morrigoon
08-03-2007

“   Scramble and cook eggs to coincide with completion of eggs.   ”

- Kevy Baby
Added by: Morrigoon
10-23-2007

“   Wow, you survived the east coast.



Oh, um, we've kinda gone all Armegeddon while you were out.
  ”

- innerSpaceman
Added by: Morrigoon
12-11-2007

“   We received a cast iron skillet for Hannukah.

Bacon will be had.
  ”

- Ghoulish Delight
Added by: Morrigoon
02-21-2008

“   Do I need to do back flips? Do I have to strip? Do I need to attach a lighted neon sign to my head? Do I have to open an all-you-can-eat bacon buffet? Do I have to juggle 20 running chainsaws? I'll do whatever it takes folks...   ”

- BDBopper
Added by: Morrigoon
03-07-2008

“   Make sure to take a dump first.   ”

- Kevy Baby
Added by: Morrigoon
04-22-2008

“   Bacon is gods way of making up for the whole garden of eden incident...   ”

- justjohn
Added by: Morrigoon
07-07-2008

“   Can't sleep. Avatars will eat me.   ”

- BarTopDancer
Added by: Morrigoon
07-28-2008

“   I hope the quote comes with a secret decoder ring.   ”

- DreadPirateRoberts
Added by: Morrigoon
08-04-2008

“   The psycho on the bus goes stab, stab, stab...   ”

- CoasterMatt
Added by: Morrigoon
09-05-2008

“   I love bacon, I love Mexican food. That is the problem, there is no bacon in mexican food. Not even carnitas, lots of pig in Mexican food, but still no bacon.   ”

- Snowflake
Added by: Morrigoon
09-26-2008

“   ... that boy has some balls. I mean, I could strip in front of strangers, but in front of Glenn Close? Yeeech.   ”

- Chernabog
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
10-18-2008

“   Hugs to the supersize dildo lubed with Not Afraid's snot.   ”

- innerSpaceman
Added by: Morrigoon
03-30-2009

“   Pfft... who wants to hang with decent folks?

I'm coming out to see you guys
  ”

- Scrooge McSam
Added by: Motorboat Cruiser
09-08-2009

“   However, I don't think (and maybe I'm insane)   ”

- scaeagles
Added by: Morrigoon
01-03-2010

“   How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?   ”

- Alex

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