Thanks to the miracles of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.
Congrats on your first time with the shaft!
I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.
I'd rather listen to a family of pigs being chucking into the Grand Canyon....
I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.
I think I am missing the third testicle that makes men crave explosions, muscle cars, and big TVs.
I predict sausage in your future
Think about how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of everyone is dumber than that.
I hear Cafe Orleans has a great breakfast.
This morning my shorts were still wet and my bag too. Glad it was warm out it felt good to get that wet.
No, I don't have any tribal tats. Tats are dirty and bespoil gods beautiful creation.
Happy laffy daffy or however that goes.
I drop my pants in your honor good sir.
(Blah blah blah)...I had a point...
oh right... (continues)
room? only room anywhere nearby was the outhouse...and that was DEFINITELY self serve
I think Cotillard's dress was terrible. I said it last night and I'll say it again... She looked like a tilapia.
I said cake. There are only two kinds of cake. Everything else is just a pretender to the title.
The Power of Chrysler Compels You!!!
Great news. There is nothing sadder to me in this world then a sick boob. May your wife's breasts continue to grow and prosper in good health. I believe its time to take them out and celebrate, preferably at the next meet! Huzzah!
What's the ecological impact of a loose inflatable pig?
People often ridicule the pot calling the kettle black ... but it's almost always the pot who knows best about the blackness it sees in kettle.
Hugs to the supersize dildo lubed with Not Afraid's snot.
What's the big deal about July 17th?
The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.
A half dozen lobsters died so that I could eat their hands in a cheesy sauce.
pfft. worst rapture ever
