blah blah treason blah blah decapitated blah blah cemetaries, blah blah sphincter blah blah the ride has been ruined forever blah blah loved it hated it meh blah blah wire tapping blah blah  

  The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'  

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  Zomg!  

  Does a fish like water? Does a cat like the nip? Does iSm hate the Pirates additions?  

  The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.  

  I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-Beams glitter, near the Tanhauser Gate. All those...moments, will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.  

  I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?  

  Perhaps I should apply for pubic funding?  

  Bite me, fan boy.  

  I have always been the very model of grace and decorum.  

  Kevy, what's with the giant vagina in your avator?  

  I had some Cherokee in me once, but we broke up.  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.  

  And it looks like the rabbit in your sig is preventing cancer.  

  TRON 2 is coming out soon. That's much more interesting than what Erica could possibly be posting  

  I am fairly certain that it is against the Geneva convention to confine someone to a hospital bed and not provide internet access.  

  Now I shall work on finishing my crotchless drawers.  

  I find I have less to say online lately because, frankly, I'm happier.  

  I'm like, wow!