The belly. Everybody touches the belly. Nobody touches the penis. Why is that?  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;292740]Toblerone Sloan is the coolest name I've ever heard. [/QUOTE]

How would you pronounce it? Toe-bowl-row-knee?  

  Just call me Flippyshart  

  Oof - okay, let's not call me Flippyshart.  

  So she bought some lube and injected it and thought that would work - and it didn't. Color me shocked.  

  I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".  

  Your mom has a really nice ass.  

  [Lucy Van Pelt] THAT'S IT!!!! [/Lucy Van Pelt]  

  Damn... girl has some nice abs. I'd tap that sh!t.  

  Get over yourself you righteous bitch and get to work.  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  My pants are missing again. I think I'll just pour some more Dr. Pepper on myself and stick to the chair.  

  I suggest a large penis.  

  I agree Moonliner.  

  Being shoved into a tube was my favorite part...  

  Like I said, obviously you disagree and we can never know who's right. Though I am.  

  At first I thought the guy was all business, but when he turned around, I realized he came to PARTY!  

  What if I wear scuba gear to the supermarket, and start yelling "HELLO THERE!" to the lobsters in the tank? THAT's why I stick with the pajamas now.  

  Things are about to get cray here.  

  Back in my day we went down to Farmer Rasmusson's sharecropping plot and bought a ha'peck of roasted peanuts for a penny. Then we ate them, molded the inevitable result into bar form and sold it for two pennies to the younger children in the neighborhood as a "Snickers Bar" because that's what we were doing while watching them eat it.

And that's how an American Institution got its start.  

  So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.  

  It must be exhausting being so paranoid all the time.  

  However, I don't think (and maybe I'm insane)  

  I don't think (and maybe I'm insane)  

  Captain EO is pretty cool. Everything is in 3D except Michael Jackson's nose.