Congrats on your first time with the shaft!
It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?
I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut
Posted by uroMeinke - Prince Charming's Kiss
"A finger prick
I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.
I replied that, having the benefit of seeing an extreme close-up of makeup-free Angelina in a photographic portrait book a few weeks ago, I could attest that she's actually that craggy in real life.
I'd rather listen to a family of pigs being chucking into the Grand Canyon....
If camping is the plan, you must let me know where to come pick up your mountain lion chomped corpses...
I could talk about it now if you want. It just doesn't seem as thrilling.
so THATS why the rum's always gone
[quote=katiesue;145271]We're in Nashville, it's hot, and humid. I'm melting.[/quote]
It's not the heat and humidity that'll get you- it's the country music. You are, right now, in one of the most musically evil places on this planet.
MW, you are addressing men who pee in trees.
I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.
So does that make him a Yentalman ?
Lots of things I've never done but feel pretty confident I wouldn't like.
I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ?
Sweet Baby Jaysus,
Remind me never to give you LoT a box of matches - if sourdough can ignite this length of thread, you folk could fair burn down the barn !!!
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX. 
I disagree. At the risk of entering into an teleologically ontological discussion of the merits and disingenuations of said conundrum, I would have to suggest that even if the form of impact were less than injurious the intent and willingness (or perhaps negligence and inattention) that lead to such impact would carry through the day on still totally sucking.
One might respond vis-a-vis the argument from nerfness in which one is not only struck by an arrow in such a way as no harm is caused but also with an arrow of such material that no harm is possible. In a situation of such extremity it would continue to totally suck in that one is such an oaf as to be unable to avoid impact with said trifle.
There also exists, in a post-Freudian deconstructionist interpretation of the problem statement, the theory that the arrow in question is not, per se, actually an arrow but instead a penis. In which case it could be argued that while "totally suck" might not actually happen, it is without doubt true that some person involved in the impact scenario will wish it did.
Old enough to be an Occasional Grouch, old enough not to care.
I don't have ANY gray hair.
Anymore.
Today.
Blow is just an expression
I thought he was gonna give me a field sobriety test, simply for my pants.
I knew I loved nerds! Don't mess with people with brains!
I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....
