Posted by €uroMeinke - Prince Charming's Kiss™


"A finger prick  

  I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.  

  I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.  

  If camping is the plan, you must let me know where to come pick up your mountain lion chomped corpses...

 

  I could talk about it now if you want. It just doesn't seem as thrilling.  

  Not sure. Next time we get a ouija board, I'll ask her.  

  Are there any gay people who post on this board?  

  so THATS why the rum's always gone  

  MW, you are addressing men who pee in trees.  

  Heehee... she said "dicks".  

  Ooops- the cat's eaten it.  

  So does that make him a Yentalman ?  

  Lots of things I've never done but feel pretty confident I wouldn't like.  

  I'm gonna hide in the refrigerator.  

  Dear GD,

You haven't packed CP, as she is still snoozing - God I hope you left room for her...although I'll miss you both while you are away.

Hugs,

The Stoat.  

  I disagree. At the risk of entering into an teleologically ontological discussion of the merits and disingenuations of said conundrum, I would have to suggest that even if the form of impact were less than injurious the intent and willingness (or perhaps negligence and inattention) that lead to such impact would carry through the day on still totally sucking.

One might respond vis-a-vis the argument from nerfness in which one is not only struck by an arrow in such a way as no harm is caused but also with an arrow of such material that no harm is possible. In a situation of such extremity it would continue to totally suck in that one is such an oaf as to be unable to avoid impact with said trifle.

There also exists, in a post-Freudian deconstructionist interpretation of the problem statement, the theory that the arrow in question is not, per se, actually an arrow but instead a penis. In which case it could be argued that while "totally suck" might not actually happen, it is without doubt true that some person involved in the impact scenario will wish it did.  

  Old enough to be an Occasional Grouch, old enough not to care.  

  I don't have ANY gray hair.




Anymore.





Today.  

  I thought this was actually going to be about grills inside houses. It happens every year when there is a power outage -- some idiots try to cook on their grill inside their house or attached garage and get carbon monoxide poisoning. I suppose it's a modern form of natural selection.  

  I thought he was gonna give me a field sobriety test, simply for my pants.  

  However, I don't think (and maybe I'm insane)  

  I'd like to see them stick a little closer to the ride and maybe include a scene with the pirates sailing past a restaurant.  

  Congratulations!

Proof that the acorn can fall far from the tree.  

  I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....