Oh god, that poor, poor man. The sex can't possibly be worth living with 2 women.  

  Photos of GD in his leopard print diaper will be available on the new LoT naughty photo site  

  Could be worse GD, the outside could still be colored like cat poo.  

  Mom, that lady's a swinger!!  

  I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007  

  I can see the ad campaign now: "This Valentines Day, you can go down on the biggest shaft in this rockin' dimension!  

  Ribbed for her

Mickeylumbo.  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  There's a marching band playing the Mexican Hat Dance just outside my door this morning  

  The line starts here to take CoasterMatt outside and beat him senseless.  

  I guess this means I'll keep my box until it dies.  

  I'm grateful for the health that we have and the spirit that makes up for the health we don't have. And also for you rowdy LoT, who make us feel a little more complete, a little more included, a little swankier every year.  

  Let's just say he gets, um ... compensation.  

  I likes me some fire and swing sets...  

  Remember, cats don't have owners... they have staff.  

  You aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  You're aren't losing hair - you're just getting more head.  

  So, if you leave there right now, will you get here yesterday? - RStar



We might even wait at the airport for 4.5 hours to wave ourselves goodbye.  

  I should've stolen Babette's underwear when I had the chance.  

  I'm so un-hip, it's a wonder my bum doesn't fall off.  

  I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut  

  Party archeology is fun!  

  Yes, I plan on taking the shaft regularly.  

  From your keyboard to the powers that be!  

  I think my socks were literally blown off.