Have an eggnog and get the shaft for Christmas!  

  Wowa! I love our national security when a bunch of kids can accidentally call NORAD!!  

  Cool, assault with a deadly Marsupial. Sounds like a great movie title!  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  To hell with your subpoenas, Congress, the White House interns serve at the pleasure of the President.



That's what a real man would have said.  

  Does this dress make my ass look fat?
~ Gemini Cricket  

  Everyone now!

It's the circle,

The circle of liiiifeee!

 

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?
 

  Eliza Hodgkins is a gay guy? Wodathunkit?  

  Onward, lesbian soldiers, munching as to war.  

  When it comes to hot dogs, I'm like MickeyLumbo at a pool party: It's all beef or nothing.  

  You guys get stranger every day.


Don't ever change.  

  I'm not so sure I want to live in a country where a man can't run around with his exposed balls bouncing off his thighs.  

  This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test.  

  I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.  

  I just like the words

glowing orb  

 
+ Decapitation=  

  Oh, and it's not dorky. It's geeky. Dork is an unflattering look. Geek is a lifestyle coupled with a high IQ and a huge passion.

You're a Geek. In a good way.......  

  There was a "man-caused disaster" in my bathroom this morning. Some would call it terrorism, I suppose. I call it burritos for dinner.  

  At first I thought the guy was all business, but when he turned around, I realized he came to PARTY!  

  If a guy plays QB at Notre Dame and can walk and chew gum at the same time, Superstar!  

  Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??  

  Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post  

  Where do you apply a banana republic anyway? I would hope they'd at least buy him dinner first!  

  It's thge "Run, Scarf, & Barf Triathalon"!