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Added by: BarTopDancer
09-08-2009

“   Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.
  ”

- SacTown Chronic
Added by: lashbear
09-08-2009

“   Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina   ”

- Not Afraid
Added by: Andrew
09-09-2009

“   [s]top halfway through the governor's name and add a potato.   ”

- Alex
Added by: Melonballer
09-12-2009

“   The whole thing sounds like a big circle jerk with mouse ears on, to me.   ”

- CoasterMatt
Added by: Mousey Girl
09-16-2009

“   I'm sorry, I'd join you in my boycott but I already have an essentially infinite number of them going and just don't have time for one more.   ”

- Alex
Added by: Gemini Cricket
09-17-2009

“   The jury's out on whether I am also now Korean.   ”

- Prudence
Added by: Gemini Cricket
09-18-2009

“   One person’s clown barf is the next person’s gorgeous.
Why, WHY O LORD, do I have to live through the Second Coming of Leggings?
  ”

- 3894
Added by: Ghoulish Delight
09-18-2009

“   If sunscreen tasted delicious this is what it would taste like.   ”

- Morrigoon
Added by: blueerica
09-20-2009

“   Marketing always gets the blame. That's ok, though. We can usually persuade ourselves out of it.   ”

- Not Afraid
Added by: JWBear
09-21-2009

“   ...when a democrat does something wrong, it's right wing conspiracy.   ”

- scaeagles
Added by: 3894
09-23-2009

“   It's 110 degrees here. I may put a slice of lime in my gin and tonic and call it a fruit salad.   ”

- The Lovely Mrs. tod
Added by: BarTopDancer
09-24-2009

“   Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.

Looking at naked boobies is socialism!

Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").

So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.
  ”

- Alex
Added by: Gemini Cricket
09-25-2009

“   Nobody puts baby carrots in the corner   ”

- Kevy Baby
Added by: Kevy Baby
09-27-2009

“   ...one must always remember that everything Republicans do is good, and everything Democrats do is bad. And always listen to Fox News, 'cause they know whats best for you. See how easy that makes everything? You don't have to do any thinking for yourself anymore!   ”

- JWBear
Added by: Cadaverous Pallor
10-07-2009

“   I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.   ”

- Gemini Cricket
Added by: lashbear
10-07-2009

“   I'm so gay that if I was yogurt I'd have fruit at the bottom.   ”

- Gemini Cricket
Added by: CoasterMatt
10-14-2009

“   It is still early, but I was trying to figure out how GC fists himself.   ”

- Not Afraid
Added by: wendybeth
10-14-2009

“   I can clean out the cat box, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man......   ”

- Not Afraid
Added by: CoasterMatt
10-18-2009

“   If you don't get more specific we'll have to assume you fisted yourself   ”

- Cadaverous Pallor
Added by: Gn2Dlnd
10-21-2009

“   The book was better then the movie. I don't care for the actress either. Where's the emotion? Where's the passion?   ”

- Betty
Added by: Snowflake
10-24-2009

“   To watch this movie in Pan-n-Scan is like slapping Mother Teresa's ghost in the face.   ”

- Gemini Cricket
Added by: Morrigoon
10-27-2009

“   Interesting, but how would you rate your time spent at Lot:

1. Not at all satisfied
2. Somewhat satisfied
3. mostly satisfied
4. So totally satisfied I need to keep a box of Kleenex handy.
  ”

- Moonliner
Added by: DreadPirateRoberts
10-27-2009

“   I can never remember. How many times do I have to allow someone's toddler to nearly trip me because their parents aren't paying attention to them before it's legal for me to kick said toddler?   ”

- Ghoulish Delight
Added by: Snowflake
10-29-2009

“   mousepod is like the evil twin movie-collecting brother who warns me of what I would have become had not the Ghosts of Christmas Thrift (somewhat) interceded.   ”

- innerSpaceman
Added by: Cadaverous Pallor
11-11-2009

“   I think we owe it to ourselves and the people we share the world with to acknowledge that our assumptions and their prejudice may not be true, and that there are solutions out there beyond destroying, containing, or emasculating, the "other.   ”

- €uroMeinke

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