It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?  

  I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut  

  I replied that, having the benefit of seeing an extreme close-up of makeup-free Angelina in a photographic portrait book a few weeks ago, I could attest that she's actually that craggy in real life.  

  If I told you I'd have to kill you. Really.  

  What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper!  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  Are there any gay people who post on this board?  

  Cute guys read?  

  [quote=katiesue;145271]We're in Nashville, it's hot, and humid. I'm melting.[/quote]

It's not the heat and humidity that'll get you- it's the country music. You are, right now, in one of the most musically evil places on this planet.  

  I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!  

  I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.  

  Why is it always the one that can sleep in the car who wants to get on the road at 4:00am?  

  I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ?  

  Sweet Baby Jaysus,

Remind me never to give you LoT a box of matches - if sourdough can ignite this length of thread, you folk could fair burn down the barn !!!

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.  

  Ya know you live in California when your entire afternoon TV line-up is nothing but earthquake or high-speed chase coverage.  

  I'm frequently a cranky old fart.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  Great. Now shove a tampon up your ass and get back to work.  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]

That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  I thought he was gonna give me a field sobriety test, simply for my pants.  

  I'm sorry, I'd join you in my boycott but I already have an essentially infinite number of them going and just don't have time for one more.  

  I'd like to see them stick a little closer to the ride and maybe include a scene with the pirates sailing past a restaurant.  

  I knew I loved nerds! Don't mess with people with brains!  

  I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....