If I told you I'd have to kill you. Really.  

  Kevy is making fun of me.  

  What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper!  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  Not sure. Next time we get a ouija board, I'll ask her.  

  Are there any gay people who post on this board?  

  Cute guys read?  

  I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!  

  Ooops- the cat's eaten it.  

  When life deals us lemons, sometimes we fail to foresee the lemonade they will produce in the aftermath.  

  but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.  

  I'm gonna hide in the refrigerator.  

  Dear GD,

You haven't packed CP, as she is still snoozing - God I hope you left room for her...although I'll miss you both while you are away.

Hugs,

The Stoat.  

  One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  I'm frequently a cranky old fart.  

  I'm a real badass now.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  It's not their fault he's in the database, and in a weird way it's his shot at semi-immortality. Didn't have to write the Great American Novel- he just had to subscribe to Reader's Digest 20 years ago and voila! people are still talking about him.  

  My sister is a control freak moron - just sayin...  

  There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....  

  I thought this was actually going to be about grills inside houses. It happens every year when there is a power outage -- some idiots try to cook on their grill inside their house or attached garage and get carbon monoxide poisoning. I suppose it's a modern form of natural selection.  

  I'd like to see them stick a little closer to the ride and maybe include a scene with the pirates sailing past a restaurant.  

  Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post  

  Congratulations!

Proof that the acorn can fall far from the tree.