I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut
If I told you I'd have to kill you. Really.
What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper! 
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
Are there any gay people who post on this board?
I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!
I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.
Ooops- the cat's eaten it.
When life deals us lemons, sometimes we fail to foresee the lemonade they will produce in the aftermath.
but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.
I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ?
Dear GD,
You haven't packed CP, as she is still snoozing - God I hope you left room for her...although I'll miss you both while you are away.
Hugs,
The Stoat.
One can never have too much BJ
Oh. You meant the restaurant...
I'm frequently a cranky old fart.
I'm a real badass now.
Great. Now shove a tampon up your ass and get back to work.
It's not their fault he's in the database, and in a weird way it's his shot at semi-immortality. Didn't have to write the Great American Novel- he just had to subscribe to Reader's Digest 20 years ago and voila! people are still talking about him.
Blow is just an expression
My sister is a control freak moron - just sayin...
There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....
I thought this was actually going to be about grills inside houses. It happens every year when there is a power outage -- some idiots try to cook on their grill inside their house or attached garage and get carbon monoxide poisoning. I suppose it's a modern form of natural selection.
[QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.
Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?
Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post 
Congratulations!
Proof that the acorn can fall far from the tree. 
