It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?
Posted by uroMeinke - Prince Charming's Kiss
"A finger prick
I saw a bear right down by the visitor's center at Rainier. My boyfriend at the time wanted to go up and pet it. In retrospect, I should have encouraged him.
I replied that, having the benefit of seeing an extreme close-up of makeup-free Angelina in a photographic portrait book a few weeks ago, I could attest that she's actually that craggy in real life.
If camping is the plan, you must let me know where to come pick up your mountain lion chomped corpses...
[quote=3894;120667]So who's hung over this Feb. 15?[/quote]
Aw, I wish Kevy was here. And if he was he'd say "Not hung over - Just hung."
Thank you...
so THATS why the rum's always gone
[quote=katiesue;145271]We're in Nashville, it's hot, and humid. I'm melting.[/quote]
It's not the heat and humidity that'll get you- it's the country music. You are, right now, in one of the most musically evil places on this planet.
MW, you are addressing men who pee in trees.
I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.
So does that make him a Yentalman ?
Why is it always the one that can sleep in the car who wants to get on the road at 4:00am?
Lots of things I've never done but feel pretty confident I wouldn't like.
Sweet Baby Jaysus,
Remind me never to give you LoT a box of matches - if sourdough can ignite this length of thread, you folk could fair burn down the barn !!!
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX. 
[QUOTE=alphabassettgrrl;225972]I've learned that having BJ's at 3:30 ... is too much for one evening.[/QUOTE]One can never have too much BJ
Oh. You meant the restaurant...
Old enough to be an Occasional Grouch, old enough not to care.
He blew you again?
I would have thought this was the first time.
Damn, Moonliner really gets around!
I don't have ANY gray hair.
Anymore.
Today.
Blow is just an expression
[QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]
That typo conjures disturbing visuals.
Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?
I thought he was gonna give me a field sobriety test, simply for my pants.
I'm sorry, I'd join you in my boycott but I already have an essentially infinite number of them going and just don't have time for one more.
I knew I loved nerds! Don't mess with people with brains!
I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....
