It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable?
I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut
If I told you I'd have to kill you. Really.
What could this group possibly use more than a good Zookeeper! 
Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.
Are there any gay people who post on this board?
[quote=katiesue;145271]We're in Nashville, it's hot, and humid. I'm melting.[/quote]
It's not the heat and humidity that'll get you- it's the country music. You are, right now, in one of the most musically evil places on this planet.
I am also amused by people that are perfectly okay with being seen in a bikini, but are mortified is seen in their underwear. Specifically when the underwear covers MORE than the bikini!
I'm hot for all the wrong reasons.
When life deals us lemons, sometimes we fail to foresee the lemonade they will produce in the aftermath.
I don't know, would you settle for a Tub-Sized Queen instead ?
One can never have too much BJ
Oh. You meant the restaurant...
Ya know you live in California when your entire afternoon TV line-up is nothing but earthquake or high-speed chase coverage.
I'm frequently a cranky old fart.
Great. Now shove a tampon up your ass and get back to work.
It's not their fault he's in the database, and in a weird way it's his shot at semi-immortality. Didn't have to write the Great American Novel- he just had to subscribe to Reader's Digest 20 years ago and voila! people are still talking about him.
Blow is just an expression
My sister is a control freak moron - just sayin...
There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that image away....
I thought this was actually going to be about grills inside houses. It happens every year when there is a power outage -- some idiots try to cook on their grill inside their house or attached garage and get carbon monoxide poisoning. I suppose it's a modern form of natural selection.
[QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.
Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?
Steve is the kink of swank!
Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post 
I knew I loved nerds! Don't mess with people with brains!
