Thanks to the miracles of science, I have the sphincter of a 20 year old.  

  My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.  

  Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Why don't we just lock ourselves inside our homes, duct tape our heads to our assholes, and declare victory in the War on Terror?  

  A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?  

  Whatever do you mean? My mermaid wife and I could not be happier.  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  I've put the log in a lot of places, GC.  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  The man is a smarmy condescending multi-millionaire poverty pimp hypocrite.  

  I am extremely proud to be a white American male. It took foresight and a lot of planning to get the conditions of my birth exactly as I wanted them.  

  Then you're just not hungry enough. There are children wearing 'Patriots 19-0' t-shirts who would kill for some frozen oatmeal rocks.  

  I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  [QUOTE=Motorboat Cruiser;227990]Wow, that was one of the stronger earthquakes I've felt in a long while.
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That's what you said last time we were together.  

  Just don't tell them what you have done to me.  

  My thoughts of you did not involve lying on my back with an erection, I promise.  

  The exact quote of Obama is,  

  I don't think this is close at all anymore. I think Obama has this in the bag  

  I don't want to know what happens when a ferret acquires a taste for human penis.  

  An Ariel sandwich sounds great! A little mermaid, a little mayo, some onion and pickle....yummy.  

  Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.  

  Agree with GD completely. Could be first time I have ever uttered those words.  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities