Nothing says "fair and legal business practices" like the word "mafia".  

  Oh my, Moonliner is so right.  

  If a guy plays QB at Notre Dame and can walk and chew gum at the same time, Superstar!  

  I like my asparagus like I like my men: Tender but firm, and wrapped in bacon.  

  What I do worry about is the considerable number of people who seem to be perfectly happy to vote someone into high office who is willing to make policy decision based on magical prophecies. That I find intolerable.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;308119]I remembered GD's post when I was taking a leak on my way out of the office last night.[/quote]
My work is done.  

  We did a hole, and put a bucket.  

  Suck it, macadamia man! There can be only one champion worthy of the "Baking Is Gay!" trophy towel. I am that champion.  

  "I'm the green fairy!"  

  I was made to sit through some movie with time travel, mail boxes and Sandra Bullock. It was just like being raped by a big blue bus.  

  [QUOTE=Alex;309242]Sadly that wouldn't work for me either. I'm a bacon atheist as well.[/QUOTE]

Really? What about the Easter Bunny? Or Columbus?

How about Cleveland or Cincinnati? WHAT ABOUT TOLEDO?!?  

  When you say nice things about Crocs you encourage people to wear them. This is a war crime and a violation of many human rights treaties.  

  And if you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat  

  Bacon is one thing...but pork is another.  

  Nourish the Avians  

  The rain is the time for a nice big steaming cup of hot cocoa, a warmed-up Ps3 controller and a boyfriend massaging your stanky ass feet.  

  Another good tip is to add bacon to your bacon - a wonderful taste treat!  

  Getting over this impulse is the next vital step in your question to flawlessly Alex someone.  

  Just remember, throwing over your current guy and eloping with the bad boy from your past is more fun than it sounds.  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  You're not very good at Q&A, perhaps The Learning Annex offers a class.  

  How can we call canned meat spam when it doesn't contain any unwanted commercial email?  

  If bitchy sarcasm from me surprises you then you haven't been paying attention.  

  If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.