One of the best stupid questions I ever heard-


"What season do deer turn into elk?  

  No, I really am a driad with purple pointy teeth.  

  What's worsde than going to the grocery store hungry?


Going to the pet store, after working all day, during the Holidays and pmsing. I came home with a rat in my hair!!!  

  The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'  

  Cool, assault with a deadly Marsupial. Sounds like a great movie title!  

  There's no i in team but there's one in bitch.  

  Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

-anon  

  From one (mildly upset) guest to another at Universal Studios - "Look, you drove all the way up here from your hotel in Anaheim and NOW you bitch about the prices? Cuz Disneyland is so f**kin' cheap, right?  

  Oh god, that poor, poor man. The sex can't possibly be worth living with 2 women.  

  If this was Iron Chef, someone would be running around right now making Bacon Icecream.  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

 

  Kevy is making fun of me.  

  When life deals us lemons, sometimes we fail to foresee the lemonade they will produce in the aftermath.  

  So, why isn't there a "cents" sign on my keyboard anywhere. It could replace ~ or ^ which I rarely use. Wouldn't that be handy? It makes... no... cents... to me.  

  If I had an axe in my head, I wouldn't smile.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.  

  One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  Ya know you live in California when your entire afternoon TV line-up is nothing but earthquake or high-speed chase coverage.  

  I'm a real badass now.  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  Great. Now shove a tampon up your ass and get back to work.  

  [QUOTE=Nephythys;226876]Really? I watched his arms and saw nothing-but I suppose it is possible.

However- he just dropped. Not the reaction I would expect from a guy with a cut like that-limp? Just drop to the floor? No hands to the face- no sound?[/QUOTE]I remember this bit. She's got a point. DON'TQUOTEME  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  Steve is the kink of swank!