One of the best stupid questions I ever heard-


"What season do deer turn into elk?  

  No, I really am a driad with purple pointy teeth.  

  Wowa! I love our national security when a bunch of kids can accidentally call NORAD!!  

  What's worsde than going to the grocery store hungry?


Going to the pet store, after working all day, during the Holidays and pmsing. I came home with a rat in my hair!!!  

  The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'  

  Cool, assault with a deadly Marsupial. Sounds like a great movie title!  

  There's no i in team but there's one in bitch.  

  Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

-anon  

  Oh god, that poor, poor man. The sex can't possibly be worth living with 2 women.  

  If this was Iron Chef, someone would be running around right now making Bacon Icecream.  

  omg! I got quoted! I got quoted!!

my life is complete now.

 

  [quote=3894;120667]So who's hung over this Feb. 15?[/quote]

Aw, I wish Kevy was here. And if he was he'd say "Not hung over - Just hung."

Thank you...  

  Kevy is making fun of me.  

  Why is it always the one that can sleep in the car who wants to get on the road at 4:00am?  

  So, why isn't there a "cents" sign on my keyboard anywhere. It could replace ~ or ^ which I rarely use. Wouldn't that be handy? It makes... no... cents... to me.  

  If I had an axe in my head, I wouldn't smile.  

  The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.  

  but who the frell thought it would make for great cinema to strap a camera to an epileptic? Jeezus! Michael J Fox off his meds could hold a camera more stably.  

  [QUOTE=alphabassettgrrl;225972]I've learned that having BJ's at 3:30 ... is too much for one evening.[/QUOTE]One can never have too much BJ


Oh. You meant the restaurant...  

  I'm a real badass now.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  If you two keep ragging on each other, I'm gonna toss you a box of Stayfree.  

  [QUOTE=Nephythys;226876]Really? I watched his arms and saw nothing-but I suppose it is possible.

However- he just dropped. Not the reaction I would expect from a guy with a cut like that-limp? Just drop to the floor? No hands to the face- no sound?[/QUOTE]I remember this bit. She's got a point. DON'TQUOTEME  

  [QUOTE=BarTopDancer;266460]...tactits.[/QUOTE]That typo conjures disturbing visuals.

Does one wear a granola bra for tactits?  

  I'm sorry, I'd join you in my boycott but I already have an essentially infinite number of them going and just don't have time for one more.