Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...  

  Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.  

  I thought Fundy was a bay in Nova Scotia with tidal bores  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  Wowa! I love our national security when a bunch of kids can accidentally call NORAD!!  

  You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles  

  to hold you in my arms
until such time as dust overtake us
and return us to from whence we came
in the bosom of the mother earth herself
through eternity you shall mine be


...until some feckless wanker comes and digs us up

:/  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Does it vibrate?  

  Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...

It's not Modesto!  

  She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...  

  So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?  

  Boobies!  

  I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.

Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?  

  (I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).