Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...
But was anybody decapitated?
I'd just like to state for the record that if I should ever become decapitated, please let me die.
Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.
[SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
Are you sure you should be so cavalier with your DNA?
You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.
See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.
Mommy, I really want to see her naked.
I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.
Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?
Yay cows!
Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?
Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.
Does it vibrate?
Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...
It's not Modesto!
She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...
So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???
I would make a GREAT Transexual!
Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.
Yes, I did just post three times in a row. I suck at the internets.
Boobies!
I put the Moon in Moonshine
But I'm a sucker for emotion.
