blah blah treason blah blah decapitated blah blah cemetaries, blah blah sphincter blah blah the ride has been ruined forever blah blah loved it hated it meh blah blah wire tapping blah blah  

  Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.  

  I thought Fundy was a bay in Nova Scotia with tidal bores  

  (If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)  

  Shiny!  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  What's worsde than going to the grocery store hungry?


Going to the pet store, after working all day, during the Holidays and pmsing. I came home with a rat in my hair!!!  

  You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles  

  to hold you in my arms
until such time as dust overtake us
and return us to from whence we came
in the bosom of the mother earth herself
through eternity you shall mine be


...until some feckless wanker comes and digs us up

:/  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Yay cows!  

  Does it vibrate?  

  Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...

It's not Modesto!  

  She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...  

  So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  Boobies!  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.

Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?