Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...
Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.
Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.
[SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]
Hey! No one's quoted me!!! 
You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.
See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.
I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.
Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?
AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....
Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?
Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.
Does it vibrate?
Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...
It's not Modesto!
She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...
So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???
I would make a GREAT Transexual!
Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.
If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.
The LoT is like a patio with chairs, some tiki torches and close friends sitting around chatting over a glass of wine.
How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?
Boobies!
I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.
He blew you again?
I would have thought this was the first time.
Damn, Moonliner really gets around!
It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.
(I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).
