Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...
Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.
I'd just like to state for the record that if I should ever become decapitated, please let me die.
Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.
[SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]
Are you sure you should be so cavalier with your DNA?
If this was Iron Chef, someone would be running around right now making Bacon Icecream.
You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.
See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.
I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.
Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?
Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?
Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.
Does it vibrate?
Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...
It's not Modesto!
She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...
So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???
I would make a GREAT Transexual!
Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.
If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.
How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?
Boobies!
I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.
It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.
(I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).
