blah blah treason blah blah decapitated blah blah cemetaries, blah blah sphincter blah blah the ride has been ruined forever blah blah loved it hated it meh blah blah wire tapping blah blah
But was anybody decapitated?
I'd just like to state for the record that if I should ever become decapitated, please let me die.
I thought Fundy was a bay in Nova Scotia with tidal bores
(If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)
Shiny!
From one (mildly upset) guest to another at Universal Studios - "Look, you drove all the way up here from your hotel in Anaheim and NOW you bitch about the prices? Cuz Disneyland is so f**kin' cheap, right?
Are you sure you should be so cavalier with your DNA?
You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.
Mommy, I really want to see her naked.
Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles
to hold you in my arms
until such time as dust overtake us
and return us to from whence we came
in the bosom of the mother earth herself
through eternity you shall mine be
...until some feckless wanker comes and digs us up
:/
Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?
Yay cows!
Does it vibrate?
Oh, I forgot one very important feature of SoCal...
It's not Modesto!
She got the clap from Linsey's firecrotch...
So, the person reporting the 7 hour wait line, by any chance were they wearing red longjohns???
Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.
Yes, I did just post three times in a row. I suck at the internets.
Boobies!
[QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.
Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?
I put the Moon in Moonshine
But I'm a sucker for emotion.
