If you put your laptop in the dishwasher, I guarantee you all the malware on that computer won't bother you any more.
Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.
You can play with mine.
It was only mildly amusing in my head - I should have just left it there...
I took an afternoon nap and had the most incredible steam punk inspired dreams. It would have made a fantastic film.
Oh, and there was tap dancing involved.
But you're Catholic. That's practically Jewish.
sometimes the workplace is not ready for the awesomeness of my pants.
There are plenty of hungry legal residents willing to paint my bedroom and then blow me for chump change.
Only 3 slices of bacon? 
That's no sandwich, that's an amuse bouche.
Agree with GD completely. Could be first time I have ever uttered those words.
The only privacy setting worth a damn on Facebook is the YAGE.
Did you just call NA a Lady of the evening??
I can't trust a straight guy to judge the hottness of a dude. They're just not... equipped to ascertain all the nuances of the male form. It's like asking an emu to tell you if the bιarnaise is ready.
Hey, like I said, any chance to use the word sphincter in a thread is welcome.
Also, it just doesn't seem like a medical thread about Leo if it doesn't.
I will miss the teeth marks... They were (mostly) made by a very special rodent.
Current score: Alex 1, Moonliner 0
Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.
I like it when they blow stuff up
Watching an evangelical fall is better than eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups while getting a blow job.
At home, he waves his stick only there's no cardboard sign at the top.
The infant philosopher observes his reflected visage and asks of himself, "Goo?
Shhh! You'll set off Strangler Lewis!
We don't have APness at the moment though.
Love is finding reason to overlook the fact that the other person is really kind of douchey sometimes.
I saw that yesterday and am much amused by it, so amused by it that I had actually printed it out to put on my cube wall when I realized I was about to become the type of person that prints out comics and puts them on my cube wall.
I don't want to be that guy so I threw it away. But I'm still amused by it.
