blah blah treason blah blah decapitated blah blah cemetaries, blah blah sphincter blah blah the ride has been ruined forever blah blah loved it hated it meh blah blah wire tapping blah blah  

  But was anybody decapitated?  

  I thought Fundy was a bay in Nova Scotia with tidal bores  

  (If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)  

  Shiny!  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

  It's not like I yodel in the queue.  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  Wouldn't that make it a 'Hidden Dicky' ?  

  Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles  

  to hold you in my arms
until such time as dust overtake us
and return us to from whence we came
in the bosom of the mother earth herself
through eternity you shall mine be


...until some feckless wanker comes and digs us up

:/  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Yay cows!  

  Michael Gambon smells like Spoilt Milk, but Richard Harris smells like Old Cheese and Worms. I am not sure which I like better.  

  Kevy Baby... getting people back on task since 2004.  

  ... when Bono first appeared on screen, for about a second and a half I thought it was Robin Williams.  

  Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.  

  Yes, I did just post three times in a row. I suck at the internets.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  Paradise Pier can smurf my smurf!  

  It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;279984]... intense boredom and endless delay that is the so-called Awards Ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Don't beat around the bush, iSM, tell me how you really feel.

Did you perhaps have any suggestions or do you just like to bitch?  

  (I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).  

  "I'm the green fairy!"