But was anybody decapitated?  

  I'd just like to state for the record that if I should ever become decapitated, please let me die.  

  Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.  

  (If I don't wear underwear, my package is simply .... alarming. Ask anyone who's seen me in jeans on a commando day - - or, better yet, seen me in my red long johns of death!)  

  [SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]  

  Shiny!  

  Are you sure you should be so cavalier with your DNA?  

  It's not like I yodel in the queue.  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  Mommy, I really want to see her naked.  

  I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.  

  Yay cows!  

  Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?

Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.  

  So this morning I was bitten by this goose

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/4...a05d662a69.jpg  

  I would make a GREAT Transexual!  

  Michael Gambon smells like Spoilt Milk, but Richard Harris smells like Old Cheese and Worms. I am not sure which I like better.  

  Kevy Baby... getting people back on task since 2004.  

  ... when Bono first appeared on screen, for about a second and a half I thought it was Robin Williams.  

  Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.  

  Yes, I did just post three times in a row. I suck at the internets.  

  I would like to make an announcement of sorts.
I can't wait to see everyone in their Aloha wear!  

  Paradise Pier can smurf my smurf!  

  I put the Moon in Moonshine  

  "I'm the green fairy!"  

  But I'm a sucker for emotion.