Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...  

  Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.  

  Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.  

  [SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]  

  Hey! No one's quoted me!!!  

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  It's not like I yodel in the queue.  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  Back in MY day, when sex was dirty and air was clean we used to......  

  I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.  

  AMEN and MOJO to that, ISM!!!!! Holy cow...I so agree with something ISM said....  

  Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?

Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.  

  I would make a GREAT Transexual!  

  Michael Gambon smells like Spoilt Milk, but Richard Harris smells like Old Cheese and Worms. I am not sure which I like better.  

  Kevy Baby... getting people back on task since 2004.  

  ... when Bono first appeared on screen, for about a second and a half I thought it was Robin Williams.  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?  

  I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.  

  He blew you again?

I would have thought this was the first time.

Damn, Moonliner really gets around!  

  Paradise Pier can smurf my smurf!  

  It's been far too long since we've had a good sphincter conversation around here.  

  (I'm not afeard because sickness is a sign of moral weakness and I am morally pure and therefore immune to the flu).  

  "I'm the green fairy!"