Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...  

  Um, if you are decapitated death will NOT be something we need to quibble about.  

  I'd just like to state for the record that if I should ever become decapitated, please let me die.  

  Make with the thunderous orgasms already. Sheesh.  

  [SQUEEL]KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SQUEEL]  

  Are you sure you should be so cavalier with your DNA?  

  It's not like I yodel in the queue.  

  I've never seen a blue dog before.  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  I'd like to see the Main Street Mutaytor Parade with fire and half naked women in knee-highs.  

  Granted I am quite keen on the pop-up variety of book. But where are the Festivals of Pop up Books?

Exactly. Nowhere to be seen.  

  So this morning I was bitten by this goose

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/4...a05d662a69.jpg  

  I would make a GREAT Transexual!  

  Michael Gambon smells like Spoilt Milk, but Richard Harris smells like Old Cheese and Worms. I am not sure which I like better.  

  Kevy Baby... getting people back on task since 2004.  

  ... when Bono first appeared on screen, for about a second and a half I thought it was Robin Williams.  

  Don't forget that Men who are pierced are better prepared for marriage..... That ensures they've both experienced pain and bought jewelery.  

  If you don't walk away from this movie with a smile, your heart is as cold and black as the coal Santa's going to leave in your stocking.  

  Whoever expects theme parks to be empty on a frigging holiday weekend needs to remove their heads from their dark dark anus.  

  How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?  

  I get paid, not by the number of times I write sphincter, but by the number of times I get someone else to write sphincter.  

  Paradise Pier can smurf my smurf!  

  I put the Moon in Moonshine  

  "I'm the green fairy!"  

  But I'm a sucker for emotion.