Makin' bacon right now! And going insane from the lovely scent!!
You're all fricken crazy... I love and treasure you all.
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I'm beginning to think Gn2Dlnd is going to out-curmudgeon the King Curmudgeon
I'm a supporter of the First Amendment, and I'm a supporter of the Second Amendment. In each case, you can bet that anyone doing anything that requires loud invocation of either Amendment is probably going to be acting like an asshole.
Alex wins the thread.
am I seriously joining a discussion of the real-world-logistics of creating a boatplanecar?
I must agree. I see zero sense in making such a thing so readily available to the first feckless wanker with $200 burning a hole in his pocket.
(mine should arrive in 10-14 business days 
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Make your boner your pride
If your childhood Buzz went all Talky-Tina on you, you'd whip out a blowtorch and go all wrath-of-God on his ass real quick.
Dammit Lisa! Stop going to the bathroom!
Hayao Miyazaki on the iPad: "It's disgusting. On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.
Hmmm - I think we need to put together a cabaret act...
Steve is the kink of swank!
Hometown Buffet and roadkill should never be in the same post 
Beyond awesome! Steve is the kink of swank!
I knew I loved nerds! Don't mess with people with brains!
Little know fact: common side effects of earl gray colonics include strange baldness patterns and an insufferable tendency to quote Shakespeare.
Dear god! Those quoins!
Perfect example of how going to church makes them no more of a Christian than going to their garage makes them a car.
Go Skyclad.
You can absolutely skip Stitch the Great Escape. They basically strap you in and blow chili farts in your face. It's gross.
Congratulations!
Proof that the acorn can fall far from the tree. 
rich schmich. I'm good to go
nothing says 'pork me' like bacon flowers
On a brighter note, I love love love my new character Lank. He's an asshole.
