I don't know why my mind goes to places like this.  

  And why do I keep getting all my Disneyland updates from a guy who lives in Hawaii?  

  No more pets!  

  And conversely if you cower because of the couch color but not the fact that you're talking to one of four or so people in the world who can single handedly destroy the world then priorities may be out of whack.  

  Yes, I saw the "protrusion" much lower on his body, but I know what that is.  

  The correct grammar would be "CANT HAZ!  

  Swampland! My home this is!  

  I suppose even the creeps among us have abilities  

  What's the point of having coverage while on vacation if they don't do a goddamm thing.  

  From my great aunt: Only boring people get bored.  

  Ha ha. I'm such a didlo.  

  I thought the floppiness made it more visually appealing.  

  Mucho masturbation" became "Cinderellabration!  

  A half dozen lobsters died so that I could eat their hands in a cheesy sauce.  

  Douché!  

  Don't be a douche.  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  Random political thought: Bush Sucks.  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;336467]We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  We all know iSm has Rant Tourettes Syndrome.
 

  I read that as Bacon-aire - like a millionaire but with bacon. Mmmm.  

  Oh I hope so! Mine always comes out hard.  

  I find I have less to say online lately because, frankly, I'm happier.  

  I gave it to a very surprised barmaid in the transit lounge.  

  So, this thread isn't about Snookie's vagina?