My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.
New MousePod coming soon. - me
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.
you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.
scaeagles has some good points.
I loved Leo, I just can't help myself.
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
Damn you demon Scaeagles
I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.
Pronunciations vary, Lash. The real question is 'Do the really cool people pronounce it that way?' I lean toward the Chef Emiril pronunciation, but I think that's just a LaGasse thing.
For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.
I think my colon just fainted
Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.
I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.
I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.
I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.
I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).
If the bad moods on this board don't go away soon, I'm going to be the liberal that goes insane and kills someone.
To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.
Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen
If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.
Revenge. I plots it.
Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.
Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?
