You had the time....you just chose to do other things with it.  

  Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.  

  Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.  

  I want photographic poof first. welcome later.











edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  I loved Leo, I just can't help myself.  

  Damn you demon Scaeagles  

  And you all still think there is not a vast left wing conspiracy against Leo?  

  I'm all class, baby!  

  For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.  

  Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.  

  Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.  

  I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.  

  I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.

I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.

I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).  

  To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.

Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen  

  I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".  

  If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.  

  Revenge. I plots it.  

  Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.  

  Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?