My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.
You had the time....you just chose to do other things with it.
Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.
you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.
Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.
I want photographic poof first. welcome later.
edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
[QUOTE=innerSpaceman;228381]Oh, that's so weird. I was wondering why I was suddenly thinking of Harry Potter and when's the next movie on my way to work this morning.[/QUOTE]
InnerSpaceman, Internet Psychic!
Damn you demon Scaeagles
And you all still think there is not a vast left wing conspiracy against Leo?
For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.
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Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it echoes from every canyon and rattles every tole-painted cowbell in the valley.
Wow, what a relief, now I have a label, I am validated - complete.
Note: How Stoat chooses to treat people has nothing to do with his religion or lack of it...he knows they could one day judge him, and he is entirely comfortable with that possibility.
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.
Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.
I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.
I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.
I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.
I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).
Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?
Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae
I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!
To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.
Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen
Isn't there a M Night Shamalamadingdong film that fits in this genre?
If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.
Revenge. I plots it.
Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.
Noobs is what I call my new boobs.
Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?
