My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.  

  You had the time....you just chose to do other things with it.  

  [quote=NirvanaMan;118342]Good point. The real meaning of christmas - presents.

Besides, I hear christ was a crappy carpenter anyways...[/quote]

He was even worse at cleaning carpets.  

  Pootastic.
Lame.  

  He's goona get a birdie!

I never get a birdie.  

  The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.  

  you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.  

  Meow!  

  Is he the love child of RuPaul and Ron Popeil?  

  I'd take that pug in an instant if I were there, Lisa. Thurston definitely won me over to the Pug Side.  

  scaeagles has some good points.  

  Hey, Starbucks just came to my neck of the woods last year. I love Starbucks. I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.

If Peet's wants to come, too, I'd bring them a casserole when they moved in.  

  I loved Leo, I just can't help myself.  

  I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.


(ok, the land of drugs and homos)  

  And you all still think there is not a vast left wing conspiracy against Leo?  

  For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.  

  Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.  

  Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.  

  I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.  

  I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.

I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.

I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).  

  To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.

Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen  

  If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.  

  Revenge. I plots it.  

  Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.  

  Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?