My sphincter is doing quite well, thank you.
I think my socks were literally blown off.
I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?
you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.
Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.
[QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]
Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
scaeagles has some good points.
I loved Leo, I just can't help myself.
Damn you demon Scaeagles
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.
Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.
I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.
I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.
I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.
I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.
Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen
If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.
Revenge. I plots it.
Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.
Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?
