You had the time....you just chose to do other things with it.
I think my socks were literally blown off.
Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.
He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.
you my dear, need to chase some of your coworkers around with a claw hammer, throw several pounds of OPC (other peoples crap) out of that open window and have a latte' with your feet up.
Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.
LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
scaeagles has some good points.
I loved Leo, I just can't help myself.
Damn you demon Scaeagles
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
For the workers to own the means of production in this country, the revolution would have to occur in China.
Ladies and gentlemen... I'm please to announce that the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched back on.
Here's something for the Quotes: I agree with Scaeagles.
I'd rather lie awake than drink chamomile.
I successfully warded off Easter here. According to a commercial that just played on the radio it isn't Easter without a ham on the table.
I wasn't aware that Jesus had taken such firm measure to exclude Jews and Muslims from the day. He's apparently quite the ball buster.
I guess vegan Christians are just collateral damage (besides, they probably smell funny and Jesus probably has a really sensitive sense of smell).
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
To the few men who are not attracted to me: whatever. I'm busy with someone else, anyway.
Your pal,
3894 .... or Helen
If it weren't complete social taboo, and if it could be acquired ethically, and I'd if it weren't for an extremely heightened risk of food-borne illness, I'd be willing to try haunch o' human.
Revenge. I plots it.
Srsly. These days, I'm alllll about the horse estrogen.
Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?