I use the quotes list to remind my self what a brilliant person I am.  

  While out of context is usually funny I wish there was a track back link to the original thread.  

  So drive naked and put the bacon on when you get there. Problem solved.  

  I'm going to apply some nuts to my face this year.  

  Things started getting crazy about that point, but we were having tons of fun.  

  Relax, other than life sustaining medications, there is nothing terribly vital to be forgotten.  

  I have to agree with everything Moonliner said  

  There is only one perfect person with a perfect life, perfect children, and perfect closets in this world and that is moi.

Let that dream die, CP. The position is filled.  

  Yes, even I have my limits - some people are just WEIRD!  

  What's unprovable is that there is anything OTHER than the physical realities of the universe that could possibly be at work.  

  Perhaps buying stock in Jamison's is the way to go.  

  Success and failure are not defined by how many mistakes you made or didn't make, how many good or bad decisions you might have made, or how often you've been right or wrong. They are defined by how you handle the mistakes, the bad decisions, and being wrong. Success isn't perfection, success is treating every step as a new opportunity to get it right, no matter how many steps you've gotten wrong up to that point.  

  But I'm a sucker for emotion.  

  Pixar For President!!  

  Its hard to relax when you are clenching  

  Sphincter Control, Baby !!  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  Tim Burton's "The King's Speech" would have Johnny Depp as King George, dream-like flashbacks to his growing up with "King Daddy George" and a CGI trip through his larynx set to the music of Oingo Boingo.  

  It all depends on the boobs.  

  I'm like, wow!  

  ...I have no other advice on hard things to have in bed.  

  You all are poopooheads.  

  I will be cancer free and not have to under go any radiation or chemo. I also will never get breast cancer again.

Huzzah!  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  7AM tomorrow, the surgeon will storm the beaches of my throat... it's D-Day for my tonsils.