New MousePod coming soon. - me
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
I think my socks were literally blown off.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.
For the wrong person dying, Denis Leary used (and probably still does) to have a bit about that. John Lennon taking the bullet when Yoko Ono was a foot away. Some other beloved artist overdosing just walking into a room with cocaine while you could put Motley Crue in a vault stacked to the ceiling with crack and they walk out the next day leaving it clean.
I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?
Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.
[QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]
Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.
LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
Gollum: The Missing Years
The Orc Who Saved Christmas
Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle
Aragorn vs Predator
Galadriel Takes it Off
Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth
The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron
Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.
(ok, the land of drugs and homos)
Oh dear sweet zombie jesus...... hell fvckin' no. Not another one. I'd rather have my pubic hair pulled out one by one with tweezers than sign up for anything twitter-esque.
Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.
To watch this movie in Pan-n-Scan is like slapping Mother Teresa's ghost in the face.
mousepod is like the evil twin movie-collecting brother who warns me of what I would have become had not the Ghosts of Christmas Thrift (somewhat) interceded.
I will be cancer free and not have to under go any radiation or chemo. I also will never get breast cancer again.
Huzzah!
