New MousePod coming soon. - me
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
99.9% of people on the planet are born with a part or two that distinguish them as male or female. you would think after a few million years of evolution, they would have adjusted to seeing them (or at least the imagery) on occasion.
who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway? 
If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.
For the wrong person dying, Denis Leary used (and probably still does) to have a bit about that. John Lennon taking the bullet when Yoko Ono was a foot away. Some other beloved artist overdosing just walking into a room with cocaine while you could put Motley Crue in a vault stacked to the ceiling with crack and they walk out the next day leaving it clean.
I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?
[QUOTE=Gemini Cricket;170833]Yes, this is true.
Every man I have a crush on should be rich.
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Or drive a small car to make up for his enormous penis.
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
Gollum: The Missing Years
The Orc Who Saved Christmas
Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle
Aragorn vs Predator
Galadriel Takes it Off
Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth
The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron
Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore
ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!
If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.
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Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it echoes from every canyon and rattles every tole-painted cowbell in the valley.
Wow, what a relief, now I have a label, I am validated - complete.
Note: How Stoat chooses to treat people has nothing to do with his religion or lack of it...he knows they could one day judge him, and he is entirely comfortable with that possibility.
Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?
Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae
I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!
Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.
Isn't there a M Night Shamalamadingdong film that fits in this genre?
I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".
mousepod is like the evil twin movie-collecting brother who warns me of what I would have become had not the Ghosts of Christmas Thrift (somewhat) interceded.
Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.
I will be cancer free and not have to under go any radiation or chemo. I also will never get breast cancer again.
Huzzah!
Noobs is what I call my new boobs.
