I think my socks were literally blown off.
Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.
He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.
I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?
Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.
Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.
[QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]
Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
[...] One commentator posted: Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far Im concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.
- NY Times article re the outting of Albus Dubledore
BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.
LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?
Suckfest 2007 can draw to a close with fervent rapidity in my opinion. A year mired in crushing heartache, unpleasant surprises, half and mis-truths, pain (intentionally inflicted and otherwise), realizations of massive misconceptions and naivety on my part, resulting divisions (some imaginary, some not), career dissatisfaction, eye-opening awareness of a plethora of taradiddles that called to question years of pleasant comfortable certainties, panicked evacuations, subsequent fears, and ashy unpleasantness have made for an emotional wreckage that could have broken me completely in two.
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
Gollum: The Missing Years
The Orc Who Saved Christmas
Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle
Aragorn vs Predator
Galadriel Takes it Off
Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth
The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron
Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!
If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.
Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".
Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.
