Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  He's goona get a birdie!

I never get a birdie.  

  The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  No. I have turned over a new leave and will only lead a pure and chaste life, free from sin.  

  Meow!  

  Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.  

  I want photographic poof first. welcome later.











edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."  

  I guess you can fine the boring in someting if you want to but I prefer to find the fun. Life is to short.  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  I'd take that pug in an instant if I were there, Lisa. Thurston definitely won me over to the Pug Side.  

  Hey, Starbucks just came to my neck of the woods last year. I love Starbucks. I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.

If Peet's wants to come, too, I'd bring them a casserole when they moved in.  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  (he says i'm cuddly and fluffy)  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;228381]Oh, that's so weird. I was wondering why I was suddenly thinking of Harry Potter and when's the next movie on my way to work this morning.[/QUOTE]

InnerSpaceman, Internet Psychic!  

  The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.  

  I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.


(ok, the land of drugs and homos)  

  I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.  

  Pronunciations vary, Lash. The real question is 'Do the really cool people pronounce it that way?' I lean toward the Chef Emiril pronunciation, but I think that's just a LaGasse thing.  

  I think my colon just fainted  

  Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.  

  If the bad moods on this board don't go away soon, I'm going to be the liberal that goes insane and kills someone.  

  To watch this movie in Pan-n-Scan is like slapping Mother Teresa's ghost in the face.