I think my socks were literally blown off.  

  Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.


He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.  

  Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.  

  I want photographic poof first. welcome later.











edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."  

  [quote=Cadaverous Pallor;160637]*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.[/quote]
Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy.

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
 

  No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.  

  LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?  

  Suckfest 2007 can draw to a close with fervent rapidity in my opinion. A year mired in crushing heartache, unpleasant surprises, half and mis-truths, pain (intentionally inflicted and otherwise), realizations of massive misconceptions and naivety on my part, resulting divisions (some imaginary, some not), career dissatisfaction, eye-opening awareness of a plethora of taradiddles that called to question years of pleasant comfortable certainties, panicked evacuations, subsequent fears, and ashy unpleasantness have made for an emotional wreckage that could have broken me completely in two.  

  [quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!  

  If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.  

  I'm all class, baby!  

  Oh stewardess, I speak Alex

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...airplane7a.jpg  

  Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.  

  I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  Noobs is what I call my new boobs.