[quote=NirvanaMan;118342]Good point. The real meaning of christmas - presents.
Besides, I hear christ was a crappy carpenter anyways...[/quote]
He was even worse at cleaning carpets.
Pootastic.
Lame.
He's goona get a birdie!
I never get a birdie.
Sometimes having split personalities has it's drawbacks.
No it doesn't! Don't listen to him...
The Lounge of Tomorrow -- where sooner or later every thread assesses the girthiness of someone's package.
No. I have turned over a new leave and will only lead a pure and chaste life, free from sin.
Meow!
I guess you can fine the boring in someting if you want to but I prefer to find the fun. Life is to short.
So, he's a broke cheating asshole, then?
Good.
Is he the love child of RuPaul and Ron Popeil?
I decided not to run for political office when I found out that a caucus has nothing to do with male genitalia.
I'd take that pug in an instant if I were there, Lisa. Thurston definitely won me over to the Pug Side.
Hey, Starbucks just came to my neck of the woods last year. I love Starbucks. I can almost summon the power to pretend that the nearby Kraft Singles factory is a lesbian goat cheese collective and that life here is interesting.
If Peet's wants to come, too, I'd bring them a casserole when they moved in.
Be careful what you wish for and all that... 
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
ISM - Curmudgeon AND Luddite!
I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.
If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.
Also, remember to take your allergy medicine before entering the cat zone.
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
Sending Positive Pussy Mojo to Kevy.
