New MousePod coming soon. - me
It's not often we get to take a drunk virgin for a ride.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
99.9% of people on the planet are born with a part or two that distinguish them as male or female. you would think after a few million years of evolution, they would have adjusted to seeing them (or at least the imagery) on occasion.
who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway? 
If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.
For the wrong person dying, Denis Leary used (and probably still does) to have a bit about that. John Lennon taking the bullet when Yoko Ono was a foot away. Some other beloved artist overdosing just walking into a room with cocaine while you could put Motley Crue in a vault stacked to the ceiling with crack and they walk out the next day leaving it clean.
So, he's a broke cheating asshole, then?
Good.
How about Jungle Red Pepper Garlic Cheddar? Or Summer Rain Parmesan Sage?
And they'll help you keep your Adonis figure!
[QUOTE=Gemini Cricket;170833]Yes, this is true.
Every man I have a crush on should be rich.
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Or drive a small car to make up for his enormous penis.
I decided not to run for political office when I found out that a caucus has nothing to do with male genitalia.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
Be careful what you wish for and all that... 
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
I'm usually pretty ecumenical about my chocolate; but when you introduce the Melamine Roulette angle, I'm tempted to swear off all but the really, really good stuff.
If ya don't know by now, it reeks of dinglecheesism.
Pronunciations vary, Lash. The real question is 'Do the really cool people pronounce it that way?' I lean toward the Chef Emiril pronunciation, but I think that's just a LaGasse thing.
I think my colon just fainted
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
I will be cancer free and not have to under go any radiation or chemo. I also will never get breast cancer again.
Huzzah!
Sending Positive Pussy Mojo to Kevy.
