New MousePod coming soon. - me
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
[quote=NirvanaMan;118342]Good point. The real meaning of christmas - presents.
Besides, I hear christ was a crappy carpenter anyways...[/quote]
He was even worse at cleaning carpets.
99.9% of people on the planet are born with a part or two that distinguish them as male or female. you would think after a few million years of evolution, they would have adjusted to seeing them (or at least the imagery) on occasion.
who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway? 
If thousands of years from now, someone unearths my bones and examines my belongings, and thereby gains new understanding, I am totally cool with that. I just hope they don't conclude from my own example that 21st century society was a shark-worshpping cult.
Pootastic.
Lame.
Sometimes having split personalities has it's drawbacks.
No it doesn't! Don't listen to him...
So, he's a broke cheating asshole, then?
Good.
How about Jungle Red Pepper Garlic Cheddar? Or Summer Rain Parmesan Sage?
And they'll help you keep your Adonis figure!
[QUOTE=Gemini Cricket;170833]Yes, this is true.
Every man I have a crush on should be rich.
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Or drive a small car to make up for his enormous penis.
Is he the love child of RuPaul and Ron Popeil?
I decided not to run for political office when I found out that a caucus has nothing to do with male genitalia.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
I'd take that pug in an instant if I were there, Lisa. Thurston definitely won me over to the Pug Side.
Be careful what you wish for and all that... 
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.
(ok, the land of drugs and homos)
Pronunciations vary, Lash. The real question is 'Do the really cool people pronounce it that way?' I lean toward the Chef Emiril pronunciation, but I think that's just a LaGasse thing.
I think my colon just fainted
If the bad moods on this board don't go away soon, I'm going to be the liberal that goes insane and kills someone.
To watch this movie in Pan-n-Scan is like slapping Mother Teresa's ghost in the face.
