Perhaps it's so you can alert the pilot to the gremlin on the wing.
New MousePod coming soon. - me
The one I'm coming up with involves a large melon baller.
People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
99.9% of people on the planet are born with a part or two that distinguish them as male or female. you would think after a few million years of evolution, they would have adjusted to seeing them (or at least the imagery) on occasion.
who's runnin this f'd up planet anyway? 
How about Jungle Red Pepper Garlic Cheddar? Or Summer Rain Parmesan Sage?
And they'll help you keep your Adonis figure!
[QUOTE=Gemini Cricket;170833]Yes, this is true.
Every man I have a crush on should be rich.
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Or drive a small car to make up for his enormous penis.
I decided not to run for political office when I found out that a caucus has nothing to do with male genitalia.
Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.
My mother was on pills this year because she was sick; she was on morphine for the first time. I said, "Let's play Coltrane! Finally you'll understand it.
How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.
Be careful what you wish for and all that... 
Yeah? Well bite me Cricket boy!
I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo
ELIVS LIVES!
It was a tight fit but we all did quite fine.
Nothing says entertainment like a giant primate golden shower scene.
I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".
Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.
Whose stupid idea was it to have the day start in the morning?
Be at peace with your inner gold pants!
