Perhaps it's so you can alert the pilot to the gremlin on the wing.
The one I'm coming up with involves a large melon baller.
Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?
...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!
Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.
Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.
I want photographic poof first. welcome later.
edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."
I guess you can fine the boring in someting if you want to but I prefer to find the fun. Life is to short.
[...] One commentator posted: Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far Im concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.
- NY Times article re the outting of Albus Dubledore
Suckfest 2007 can draw to a close with fervent rapidity in my opinion. A year mired in crushing heartache, unpleasant surprises, half and mis-truths, pain (intentionally inflicted and otherwise), realizations of massive misconceptions and naivety on my part, resulting divisions (some imaginary, some not), career dissatisfaction, eye-opening awareness of a plethora of taradiddles that called to question years of pleasant comfortable certainties, panicked evacuations, subsequent fears, and ashy unpleasantness have made for an emotional wreckage that could have broken me completely in two.
Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.
How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!
[QUOTE=innerSpaceman;228381]Oh, that's so weird. I was wondering why I was suddenly thinking of Harry Potter and when's the next movie on my way to work this morning.[/QUOTE]
InnerSpaceman, Internet Psychic!
I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo
ELIVS LIVES!
I wanna welcome Pru to the land of milk & honey.
(ok, the land of drugs and homos)
Oh dear sweet zombie jesus...... hell fvckin' no. Not another one. I'd rather have my pubic hair pulled out one by one with tweezers than sign up for anything twitter-esque.
Get yur own damned thread mister! This here thread is about BACON, not some whimpy ocean gnat.
It was a tight fit but we all did quite fine.
Nothing says entertainment like a giant primate golden shower scene.
mousepod is like the evil twin movie-collecting brother who warns me of what I would have become had not the Ghosts of Christmas Thrift (somewhat) interceded.
Whose stupid idea was it to have the day start in the morning?
nothing says 'pork me' like bacon flowers