Perhaps it's so you can alert the pilot to the gremlin on the wing.
The one I'm coming up with involves a large melon baller.
I think my socks were literally blown off.
Gemini Cricket has been hooking up with some sleazebag, and he's been getting his brains ******ed out on a regular, but degrading, basis for the past couple of weeks.
He'll soon tire of being treated like a dish rag, and he'll come crawling back to the LoT ... mark my words.
I know that I wake up each and every day thankful that Paris Hilton's beauty is out there, making up for my own aesthetic failures. She adds so much to my hum-drum existence. Why, without her influence I might never have seen so much starlet hooha. And without starlet hooha, is life really worth living?
Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.
[QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]
Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
BlueErica, Euro and I are all sitting in our living room IMing with each other.
LongDongRuPaulRonJonJeremy....isn't he a drag queen porn star who is also a hair dresser currently involved in a law suit because he set it and forgot it?
[quote=Snowflake;184507]Crispy lardons of bacon, smothered in a parmasan cream sauce over butternut squash gnocchi would be my choice.[/quote]Oh my...that description gave ME a lardon.
Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.
We loved bacon before bacon was a thing. We will continue loving bacon and inwardly smirk at the trendy bacon poseurs. And in the end, we will continue to have our bacon.
Gollum: The Missing Years
The Orc Who Saved Christmas
Merry and Pippin Go to White Castle
Aragorn vs Predator
Galadriel Takes it Off
Treebeard's Iconvenient Truth
The Eye of Laura Mars, starring Sauron
Trading Places with Gandalf and Dumbledore
How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.
I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo
ELIVS LIVES!
Frankly, Palin isn't anywhere near as scary as Dick Cheney, nor is she likely to have as much effect on the political process as he has had. Her mouth only moves when the hand up her back tells her to talk. The problem is, the hand up her back is the same hand up Bush's back. I rather boggled a bit when she made that comment about declaring war on Russia...with what and from where? There's a brownie troupe in Torrance that hasn't been deployed yet.
I lost my Virginity too long ago to remember...
...but I still have the Box it came in....
I don't think with my dick, it's more of a divining rod.
sometimes the workplace is not ready for the awesomeness of my pants.
I don't know why my mind goes to places like this.
i just like wiggling the cam from across the country.
