Perhaps it's so you can alert the pilot to the gremlin on the wing.  

  The one I'm coming up with involves a large melon baller.  

  Why can't we have the Six Degrees of Kevy Baby?  

  ...even if you do have to mingle with the dingles!  

  Today I had to thin my carrot sprouts. I felt like some fascist dictator exterminating those specimens not fit to procreate as I created my master carrot race. Those poor sprouts! They could have been great carrots! And like a heartless tyrant I snuffed out their veggie lives.  

  Apparently, he died of a beignet overdose... or at least that's what I've gathered so far.  

  I want photographic poof first. welcome later.











edited to correct my freudian typo: "I want photographic poof first."  

  [...] One commentator posted: “Oh, who cares? The whole bloody lot of them were gay as far I’m concerned. All those hours of movies and not a single car chase, shootout or kung fu fight.”  

  Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.  

  How exactly does one get a power tool excited? Getting excited BY power tools I understand, but I do not know how to reciprocate.  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  I think this whole "dark" thing is nothing but the Hollywood squeeky machine being oiled with cow dung. ~Bornieo  

  ELIVS LIVES!  

  I'm all class, baby!  

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Excuse me while I run to the nearest hilltop, shove Maria Von-Trapp out of my freakin' way and shout "I'm a Non-Theist" until it echoes from every canyon and rattles every tole-painted cowbell in the valley.

Wow, what a relief, now I have a label, I am validated - complete.


Note: How Stoat chooses to treat people has nothing to do with his religion or lack of it...he knows they could one day judge him, and he is entirely comfortable with that possibility.  

  It was a tight fit but we all did quite fine.  

  Why? Are you trying to determine my porn name?

Because I can tell you that is Hinkie Willowbrae

I can't make this stuff up I'm tellin' ya!  

  Nothing says entertainment like a giant primate golden shower scene.  

  Isn't there a M Night Shamalamadingdong film that fits in this genre?  

  I scored another kilo of bacon from my meat dealer".  

  Lindyhop mentioned feeling it on her twitter. I didn't feel a thing.  

  Whose stupid idea was it to have the day start in the morning?  

  Be at peace with your inner gold pants!  

  Noobs is what I call my new boobs.