I hope to celebrate Columbus Day again in 2007
That's not OLD, that's prime
All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.
I reserve the right to make us see something with naked women in it - and I don't mean Judi Dench.
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Wouldn't that make it a 'Hidden Dicky' ? 
Perhaps if I had a clitoris, this seating feature might have made the ride more enjoyable, for clearly this was not designed to be used with testicles
With each tank of gas, you drown another Polar Bear.
But who will play Chim Chim?
I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but if I'm going to masturbate, I'm not going to hop in the car and head to the grocery store to thump some melons. Guess I just prefer porn over produce.
just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes
I have over 20 pair in my closet - just because I have a penis, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good pair of shoes
Her son is a transvestite. He dresses up in men's clothes.
So does that make him a Yentalman ?
If it's juicy you'll remember it. If you don't remember it, it wasn't very juicy. If you don't remember it and it was juicy, then just smile and nod.
His ulcer, your orgasm.
I will keep my vocabulary to myself and let the illiterate poor starve
[quote=RStar;187620]Where do you find a $5 hooker??[/quote]
On top of a sailor wearing a $2 wristwatch.
My cum is part diet, part me.
He brought prostitution to it's knees, one hooker at a time.
To me, adding Peter Pan to It's A Small World is like giving the Mona Lisa highlights in her hair.
I think we owe it to ourselves and the people we share the world with to acknowledge that our assumptions and their prejudice may not be true, and that there are solutions out there beyond destroying, containing, or emasculating, the "other.
It's the steam punk internet!
sometimes the workplace is not ready for the awesomeness of my pants.
Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!
I haven't had enough coffee today to feel anything under 5.7
