Have an eggnog and get the shaft for Christmas!
..."do you know the difference between chip and dale?"
..."oh yeah isnt chip the one with a little black in him!
...And just in the nick of time. There wasn't nearly enough gay banter on these boards
lets all sing like the birdies sing!
I didn't get any vibible bad mojo. Nobody loves me.
The a duck catholic? Is a pope's butt water-tight?
Wow. If Disney wants less poor people around the resort area, they should PAY THEIR EMPLOYEES BETTER.
Uh...that was in reference to a man. Calling men whores is fine by me.
so many crying little girls
Bob. Bob the sailor. He's a friend of mine
This thread is confusing me - can someone explain it to me??
The President and his team are lucky to have such an articulate troll to defend them in wonderfully creative non sequiturs. Bravo, Troll!
I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...
I've never had a doctor see me naked either, just exposed wobbly bits at any given time but never completely naked.
Let's put it this way: "Hope" and "Change"--amorphous as they may be as to what their actual contents might be, are for many people a much better prospect than tried and true crap.
I lost my Virginity too long ago to remember...
...but I still have the Box it came in....
Visible SnowPug mojo!
An Ariel sandwich sounds great! A little mermaid, a little mayo, some onion and pickle....yummy.
Kevin's To Do List
[QUOTE=innerSpaceman;292740]Toblerone Sloan is the coolest name I've ever heard. [/QUOTE]
How would you pronounce it? Toe-bowl-row-knee? 
Just remember, throwing over your current guy and eloping with the bad boy from your past is more fun than it sounds.
sometimes the workplace is not ready for the awesomeness of my pants.
nothing says 'pork me' like bacon flowers
I don't know why my mind goes to places like this.
i just like wiggling the cam from across the country.
