The one I'm coming up with involves a large melon baller.  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Really, by not using [the Wal-Mart gift] card I am saving somebody's soul.  

  I'm still all about perverted sexual posts and the color pink.  

  I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  Lani's just glad I'm not doing it to her.  

  Kevy, I know you like the risque humor, but posting a photo of your genitals is just going too far.  

  Good to know I'm gay, it finally explains my complete lack of sexual interest in men.  

  Nothing wrong with poi. It's just Elmer's glue with less flavor.  

  For the wrong person dying, Denis Leary used (and probably still does) to have a bit about that. John Lennon taking the bullet when Yoko Ono was a foot away. Some other beloved artist overdosing just walking into a room with cocaine while you could put Motley Crue in a vault stacked to the ceiling with crack and they walk out the next day leaving it clean.  

  I didn't get any vibible bad mojo. Nobody loves me.  

  Cockeyed libertarian that I am: I'm more than willing to give the government my money I just don't want them to spend it.  

  I'm sure it will come as no surprise to anybody but I have no idea what swanky means.  

  it's not a belly tee-shirt that says in monster glitter letters "ASK ME ABOUT MY INTACT HYMEN AND WHY".Y'know?  

  Yay cows!  

  [Is it] a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?  

  Except for being fat, ugly, and a prick I'm the ideal human being.  

  Uh...that was in reference to a man. Calling men whores is fine by me.  

  I can't quote enough of you!  

  You all are old.  

  I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the Thread, or if you'll find this to be useful information, but please know that I can suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Thank you.  

  A suburb is where they chop down all the trees and name streets after them  

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?