Sigh - No one gets decapitated anymore...  

  The red longjohns for this death are located within the trunk marked "The Wells Expedition" within the Matterhorn itself.  

  I predict a bacon glut in 2008 - followed by a bacon gut  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  Spontaneous Human Combustion! - How Cool! But I always thought it a trick you can only do once...  

  oh, while you were out I was offered a job  

  Interesting - but I wonder if the Government could seize it as US property, that would suck  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  I wonder when Nietzsche will start appearing in my add - offering to add inches with his Will to Power technique?  

  Actually - it's the Russian Robots that offend us, if a human Russian wished to join us, we'd break out the Stoli  

  I don't know how any of you can post about this when BORNIEO IS GONNA DIE!  

  Nah, we need our own version of Habitat for Humanity - we'll call it Vacant LoT and build it.  

  No humans were soiled in the watching of the Puppy Bowl  

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you

Have a little rum punch...  

  Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop  

  There was a bar downtown called Mensa, but it failed - after it was renamed from Ego, which also failed.

Perhaps there's a lesson in that?  

  I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...  

  Come and sit on my lap baby ...and let me take you to Heaven....  

  Put me in the fun camp  

  I put the Moon in Moonshine  

  Hmmm - I think we need to put together a cabaret act...  

  Perhaps you've just been migrated to the outer circles?  

  Yeah, this project was definately about preserving a particular community and I love all of you even if some of you can be really annoying at times.