I don't see why one park has to be better than the other. I would kill for EITHER nearby. Be happy, people.  

  Another first world problem: Not being able to experience actual life horrors sufficient to prevent using hyperbolic comparisons to society level murderers.  

  [QUOTE=Kevy Baby;360668]Silly rabbit: tricks are for kids![/QUOTE]

No, tricks are for magicians and prostitutes. Trix are for kids.  

  I'm still getting a Premium. I don't care. I need Premium.  

  Go early, stay late, embrace the chaos.  

  I just don't want to be sticky. I'm okay with wet.  

  Ah! Now the "23" in D23 makes tot sense to me - f'n illuminati!  

  I'm not crying, it's just very humid here today....  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.  

  Moonliner :I'm not sure I want to eat a Churro called a "Willie"
Snowflake:Looks great!  

  Superstar Limo at least had its awfulness going for it as a point of interest.  

  Ernest Borgnine's performance in The Poseidon Adventure epitomizes cinema in the '70s, the decade of men yelling.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.  

  This boy sure whips in, does the do, then whips out again.  

  I'm confused  

  it looks probable I'll be dealing with sloppy seconds from Isaac.  

  I have prime titties  

  It was the bacon of days.  

  Why would you stifle your poor child's imagination by rigidly insisting that he tether himself carseatlike to a world in which owls don't say moo? What kind of grey flannel suit pre-school are you sending him to?  

  No, you're all retarded. And by retarded I mean gay. And by gay I mean Mormon.  

  With a flashlight and a bit of deductive reasoning, I correctly diagnosed it down to a hose issue.  

  that which is seen cannot be unseen

dammit  

  *making sign of the cross* "In the name of the Bear, the Stoat, and Susie-Ann Krellingshaw, Ah, Men.  

  i just like wiggling the cam from across the country.  

  I haven't had enough coffee today to feel anything under 5.7