I was just poking. Feel free to remove it.  

  I think I am going to quit while I still have some dignity left.


I do have some left don't I?


 

  When I am very old, so old that I have forgotten my children's names, I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.  

  I'd enjoy the red carpet proceedings much more with a paintball gun.  

  Almost as yummy as your muffin.  

  .....btw, when I die and have myself cremated, please put me in a coffee can...half me, half columbian dark roast.  

  Let's put all our discarded digit nails into an envelope and send it to Santa!  

  You guys get stranger every day.


Don't ever change.  

  Dogs never get outdated.  

  fap fap fap  

  I clicked on this link and all I saw was this stupid hat.  

  ... beef centric ...  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  ... an interesting but random flame that someone happened to catch out of pure random chance.  

  NirvanaMan's young enough to be my son and I'd do him.  

  My interest is growing.  

  I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...  

  I love my Water Wiggle!  

  Sticking to one's convictions" can be just another way of saying "pigheaded".  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  There was a "man-caused disaster" in my bathroom this morning. Some would call it terrorism, I suppose. I call it burritos for dinner.  

  I can clean out the cat box, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man......  

  Now that I know there's a love scene, I really have to see it. 3D Smurf love... How fantastic is that!?!  

  So what is on the Gay Agenda for to-day? I hope grocery shopping, because we need milk.