I was just poking. Feel free to remove it.  

  I think I am going to quit while I still have some dignity left.


I do have some left don't I?


 

  When I am very old, so old that I have forgotten my children's names, I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.  

  Almost as yummy as your muffin.  

  Lani's just glad I'm not doing it to her.  

  Honestly, if we don't play God who will?

Someone needs to make a centaur, that would be cool.  

  .....btw, when I die and have myself cremated, please put me in a coffee can...half me, half columbian dark roast.  

  Let's put all our discarded digit nails into an envelope and send it to Santa!  

  You guys get stranger every day.


Don't ever change.  

  Dogs never get outdated.  

  fap fap fap  

  I may experiment this weekend  

  I clicked on this link and all I saw was this stupid hat.  

  ... beef centric ...  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  My interest is growing.  

  I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...  

  I love my Water Wiggle!  

  Keep in mind, Lani is Japanese. It is in her genes to look at China and think "yeah, we could take that.  

  That's because Anaheim is now Disneyheim.  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  There was a "man-caused disaster" in my bathroom this morning. Some would call it terrorism, I suppose. I call it burritos for dinner.  

  I can clean out the cat box, fry it up in a pan, and never ever let you forget you're a man......  

  Now that I know there's a love scene, I really have to see it. 3D Smurf love... How fantastic is that!?!