I was just poking. Feel free to remove it.  

  I'd enjoy the red carpet proceedings much more with a paintball gun.  

  Almost as yummy as your muffin.  

  Lani's just glad I'm not doing it to her.  

  Honestly, if we don't play God who will?

Someone needs to make a centaur, that would be cool.  

  .....btw, when I die and have myself cremated, please put me in a coffee can...half me, half columbian dark roast.  

  Let's put all our discarded digit nails into an envelope and send it to Santa!  

  You guys get stranger every day.


Don't ever change.  

  fap fap fap  

  I may experiment this weekend  

  I clicked on this link and all I saw was this stupid hat.  

  ... beef centric ...  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  ... an interesting but random flame that someone happened to catch out of pure random chance.  

  My interest is growing.  

  I'm no pagan, but I love a good ritual ...  

  I love my Water Wiggle!  

  Sticking to one's convictions" can be just another way of saying "pigheaded".  

  Keep in mind, Lani is Japanese. It is in her genes to look at China and think "yeah, we could take that.  

  That's because Anaheim is now Disneyheim.  

  I vibrated for nothing?  

  Talking to Aussie's is like talking to Telletubbies, isn't it?  

  There was a "man-caused disaster" in my bathroom this morning. Some would call it terrorism, I suppose. I call it burritos for dinner.  

  Now that I know there's a love scene, I really have to see it. 3D Smurf love... How fantastic is that!?!  

  So what is on the Gay Agenda for to-day? I hope grocery shopping, because we need milk.