I thought Fundy was a bay in Nova Scotia with tidal bores  

  Honestly, if we don't play God who will?

Someone needs to make a centaur, that would be cool.  

  I predict sausage in your future  

  Silly child - bacon does not come to those who wait - rather it must be plucked in stealthy conspiracy as it drips cool and crispy fresh out out of the frying pan.  

  I'm a bit picky about who I let dip me in chocolate  

  That Latte, a steaming hot cup of illicit sex...  

  Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.  

  well at least when I shop at costco I feel skinny  

  I was thinking of just inviting JWBear over to do it - and maybe add GD's suggestions of serving cocktails - then we can just be three fitted sheets to the wind.  

  I prefer my undeveloped nations to remain undeveloped for my imperial pleasures  

  It was Leap Day! - Nothing Counts!