When I am very old, so old that I have forgotten my children's names, I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  All I remember is baby Jesus flying across the sky.  

  I will remember about innerSpaceman's package and sceagles sphincter, by dint of sheer repetition.  

  General Sherman is huge.  

  You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good… Joan Crawford is dead, good!  

  Yum...Leatherwood whips!  

  Every time a law is passed the liberty bell rings a little duller...  

  It's so quiet in there, even a held back fart could be heard.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  If camping is the plan, you must let me know where to come pick up your mountain lion chomped corpses...

 

  I miss Nabisco Bacon Thins...  

  My only suggestion: bring a fishing pole and tartar sauce.  

  People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.

 

  People who say they don't eat bacon most likely have a secret stash in a piano seat or something.

 

  It's not like I yodel in the queue.  

  I've got an Alpenhorn in my pants, does that count?  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  The best part about Rockit Space Mountain is that it eventually ends.  

  If this was Iron Chef, someone would be running around right now making Bacon Icecream.  

  But someone has to scare the Yetti  

  You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.  

  I thought only Hugh could prevent florist friars?  

  GD: Carp, it's 3 already?

NA: Goldfish, yes it is.  

  Please excuse me, I have a Jew egg to care for.