Sheep are actually several million years old. In fact, science tells us female dinosaurs used them as tampons.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  I mean, she almost hit me twice.
What a dinglecheese.  

  I won a major award!
I win!
 

  When are we beating up the Jehovah' Witness' with bats??  

  You sound like my wife: always wanting more inches.

Oh, wait...  

  You haven't really [second-] lived until you encounter the idiot wearing a prominent, badly-sculpted, rampant willie trying to make the cyber-secksies with you when you're wearing a dinosaur avatar. Hilarity.  

  I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  A few folks around here need to hand in their Geek license.  

  It's this new idea at Disneyland. It's called Peecycle.
The logo for the program is Jiminy Cricket taking a whiz in Cleo's fishbowl as she swims merrily.  

  The dumb-stick always makes the decisions.  

  Goodness, Kevy.. That's a big one.  

  By voting early you miss out on all the "October Surprise" fun. What if it turns out your candidate is really a five headed hydra from the planet Garfarco? You'll feel pretty silly then.  

  goodness only knows where else my ass is.  

  but the IHOP employees get REALLY mad when you puke on their front window... or so I've heard  

  Yes, which compelled me to put my head in his crotch each time I pulled... And, I pulled it a lot that night.  

  Next time my mom visits, I'm going to cut the cheese.  

  Here are some nice photos to get you excited.  

  My squattin' muscles will be very relieved.  

  I am morally pure  

  I left pubic hairs on the coke of the lady in the cube next to me  

  Like I said, obviously you disagree and we can never know who's right. Though I am.  

  I don't think (and maybe I'm insane)  

  I use the quotes list to remind my self what a brilliant person I am.  

  Aw, I have to spread it before giving it to Euro :P