I'm pretty sure that Republicans would impose communisim if they could do it in such a way that it would be embarrassing to Democrats (and, vice versa, Democrats fascism).  

  I grew up with four older sisters. It gave me a feminine perspective to everything.  

  frrrrrrrrgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddd  

  I understand that on the outskirts of S.D. some peoples pipes have frozen and burst! {or whatever happens to frozen pipes....}  

  I'd enjoy the red carpet proceedings much more with a paintball gun.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  I've never seen a blue dog before.  

  Isn't your ass a rectangle? Mine sure is.  

  Jughead P. Jones IS THE DEVIL!!!  

  You Guys are Silly

...that is all...  

  FEJ is a Poopyhead
That is all  

  If you guys move in over The Lubery, I'm going to laugh my ass off.  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  We'll be at the shorts!  

  Augh! NA's house is littered with cat corpses!  

  Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever  

  Do you want me to take it in the trunk for you?  

  Zomg!  

  Forces beyond my, or anyone's, understanding have aligned today, causing my boxer briefs to continually attempt to crawl as deeply and uncomfortably between my cheeks as is physically possible.  

  See, DisneyFan, the fogies are in full "in my day..." mode now. There's no ending it now until one of us recalls the invention of dirt so that we'd have something to play with.  

  I'd name that kitty, "Wall of Cat  

  Dude, I'm immortal!  

  If he doesn't get into the AP Chemistry class, he'll have to learn it on the streets by making meth out of cold medicine down in the basement.  

  Uh, the Swans are vomiting cotton candy again.

Someone get a scooper....  

  I could talk about it now if you want. It just doesn't seem as thrilling.